Things You Don't Want to Hear the Announcers Say at a Cowboys Home Game

[plasticman]

"He's really managed to quiet down this Cowboys home crowd."

"Jerry does not look pleased."

"Who could predict that he would find this level of success against a defense like the Cowboys."

"Halfway through the 4th quarter and the AT&T is beginning to empty"

"This will probably mean a more accelerated development of Trey Lance."

"And Parsons is still on the ground."

"What are the chances the Cowboys could find a productive RB before the trade deadline".

"He takes a knee and that will be it. Well, it looks like Coach McCarthy will have a lot to go over with his team before the next game."

 

[JBS]

Not much needs to be done to quiet down the home crowd

 

[nightrain]

Kindly exit the stadium immediately, this is not a drill.

 

[CCBoy]

"He's really managed to quiet down this Cowboys home crowd."

"Jerry does not look pleased."

"Who could predict that he would find this level of success against a defense like the Cowboys."

"Halfway through the 4th quarter and the AT&T is beginning to empty"

"This will probably mean a more accelerated development of Trey Lance."

"And Parsons is still on the ground."

"What are the chances the Cowboys could find a productive RB before the trade deadline".

"He takes a knee and that will be it. Well, it looks like Coach McCarthy will have a lot to go over with his team before the next game."

That pretty well sums up the prelude to a lamp getting tossed at the tellie...

 

[Hadenough]

Kinda tired of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. They shouldn't be allowed to call Cowboy games.

 

[Coogiguy03]

COOPER RUSH IS WARMING UP!!!!

 

[Runwildboys]

Well, I'm glad I don't believe in jinxes, because this thread is just begging for it.

 

[removed_20241105]

“Somewhere Kellen Moore is smiling”

 

[Flamma]

"He's really managed to quiet down this Cowboys home crowd."

"Jerry does not look pleased."

"Who could predict that he would find this level of success against a defense like the Cowboys."

"Halfway through the 4th quarter and the AT&T is beginning to empty"

"This will probably mean a more accelerated development of Trey Lance."

"And Parsons is still on the ground."

"What are the chances the Cowboys could find a productive RB before the trade deadline".

"He takes a knee and that will be it. Well, it looks like Coach McCarthy will have a lot to go over with his team before the next game."

Delete that 6th comment. It hurts reading it. Then your account!

 

[LonnieElam]

What an awesome thread.

 

[Outlaw Heroes]

I hope you'll do 'Ways You Don't Want to Die' next.

 

[MoistMayonnaise]

Thing I don't want to hear watching a cowboys game?

Joe Buck

 

[Havic]

Another turnover by Dak.

 

[TequilaCowboy]

"People, please no throwing your nachos, fajita tacos, chili burritos or cheap beer at the players or on the field. That is widely frowned upon here. But if you must, please direct it or aim it strictly at the player related to this uncalled for event. "

 

[john van brocklin]

"He's really managed to quiet down this Cowboys home crowd."

"Jerry does not look pleased."

"Who could predict that he would find this level of success against a defense like the Cowboys."

"Halfway through the 4th quarter and the AT&T is beginning to empty"

"This will probably mean a more accelerated development of Trey Lance."

"And Parsons is still on the ground."

"What are the chances the Cowboys could find a productive RB before the trade deadline".

"He takes a knee and that will be it. Well, it looks like Coach McCarthy will have a lot to go over with his team before the next game."

No comments drawing attention to Rowdy.

 

[Blast From The Past]

The announcers singing Dandy Don Meredith's "Turn out the lights" as the Cowboys are getting steam rolled.

 

[Hagman]

"Stick around at halftime for our exclusive interview with Jerry Jones."

 

[KJJ]

COOPER RUSH IS WARMING UP!!!!

That would be music to the ears of some of the dopes we have here. Lol

 

[Tussinman]

Don't remember the exact quote word for word but I remember Troy saying quite a few times at cowboy home games when the away fans were getting super loud and the offense was out something along the lines of "man offense having to go silent count at home, don't see that very often"

 

[Catpappy]

Please don’t throw your food and drinks at your quarterback