Things You Don't Want to Hear the Announcers Say at a Cowboys Home Game

[Shane612]

Lamb with a 45 yard TD reception, but there is a flag in the backfield of the cowboys.
Pollard with a 40 yards touch down run, but there is a flag at the point of attack.

 

[jazzcat22]

Wow, so another thread to promote negative comments….you could have made it with positive things you want to hear.

 

[Beaker42]

Kinda tired of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. They shouldn't be allowed to call Cowboy games.

It’s not Troy, it’s dooshbag azzhat admitted Cowboys hater Joe Suck.

 

[lopey]

Another interception by Prescott

 

[plasticman]

“Somewhere Kellen Moore is smiling”

LOL, good one.

 

[Pass2Run]

"I'm Brad Sham."

 

[TwistedL0g1k]

"Joining us now is Cowboys Owner and General Manager Jerry Jones."

 

[plasticman]

Wow, so another thread to promote negative comments….you could have made it with positive things you want to hear.

Yeah, I could have.

Really, I'm just poking fun at myself and others who get upset at the messenger, i.e. the announcers, when things aren't going the way we want it to. We will hear comments like this every season unless the Cowboys go undefeated. It doesn't mean I want it to happen. I'm just glad we are all mature enough not to believe in superstitions and I'm sure I won't be blamed if things go south some game this season......right?

 

[plasticman]

"This definitely puts Mike McCarthy back on the hotseat."

 

[shabazz]

The walls of my safe space are literally melting away with this thread

Cmon ya big sillys Just stop it!

 

[MapleLeaf]

I hope you'll do 'Ways You Don't Want to Die' next.

An oldie from 10 years ago just for you...

 

[NorthoftheRedRiver]

"Look! Rowdy is wearing a thong under there!"

 

[Captain-Crash]

jerry's illegitimate kids are looking for their dad.

 

[McMicah]

“3 and 7, Dak in shotgun, snap, he looks left, and….hold on….there seems to be a streaker….no wait….several streakers. The crowd is obviously disturbed by someth- Oh My God one of the streakers just tackled a player and is…BITING them. More flowing in from the stands. Ladies and gentlemen something is not right. I can’t beli- these appear to be zombies!! Run for your lives! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! But also tune in next Sunday for Browns vs Dolphins. Great match up. Now a 30 second break from our sponsor while this zombie eats me AHHHH”

 

[Ranching]

We ran out of alcohol.

 

[CCBoy]

We ran out of alcohol.

Dry County huh? I always have a fridge container for 'medicinal' purposes. (Yellowstone)

 

[removed_20241105]

LOL, good one.

Would be painful right?

 

[zrinkill]

"Jerry is talking to the head coach"

 

[plymkr]

Something I don’t want the announcer to say,”it’s the kiss cam brought to you by Snapchat “. Then the camera catches my ex girlfriend kissing some guy.

That. Would. Suck.

 

[plasticman]

"Touchdown, Ezekiel Elliott! His third of the day!"