Things You Don't Want to Hear the Announcers Say at a Cowboys Home Game

[Jarv]

"He's really managed to quiet down this Cowboys home crowd."

"Jerry does not look pleased."

"Who could predict that he would find this level of success against a defense like the Cowboys."

"Halfway through the 4th quarter and the AT&T is beginning to empty"

"This will probably mean a more accelerated development of Trey Lance."

"And Parsons is still on the ground."

"What are the chances the Cowboys could find a productive RB before the trade deadline".

"He takes a knee and that will be it. Well, it looks like Coach McCarthy will have a lot to go over with his team before the next game."

Wow,,,lol...I wish I didn't read this!

 

[Jarv]

"Touchdown, Ezekiel Elliott! His third of the day!"

Wanted to hear that last week!

 

[silvernblu]

"He's really managed to quiet down this Cowboys home crowd."

"Jerry does not look pleased."

"Who could predict that he would find this level of success against a defense like the Cowboys."

"Halfway through the 4th quarter and the AT&T is beginning to empty"

"This will probably mean a more accelerated development of Trey Lance."

"And Parsons is still on the ground."

"What are the chances the Cowboys could find a productive RB before the trade deadline".

"He takes a knee and that will be it. Well, it looks like Coach McCarthy will have a lot to go over with his team before the next game."

And here come the boo birds

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

Joe and Troy here. Hey Troy....there seems to be a large formation of flying disks appearing from the clouds over the stadium.. What IS that? I've never seen anyth.....

BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

"It's 28-0 Jets as the 2nd quarter winds down. Coming up at halftime, a performance by the all-male erotic dance group The Dallas Dandies".

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

PA announcer at halftime “All public restrooms are closed until further notice due to a massive plumbing failure”

 

[Vagabond]

Kinda tired of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. They shouldn't be allowed to call Cowboy games.

Aren’t those two husband a wife?

 

[KB1122]

Tony Romo , getting really, really excited about dink and dunk passing.