Things you should not say after the age of 40

[ZeroClub]

Get jiggy wit it.
Drop it like its hot.
Gnarly.
Word.
Peeps.
Bust a move.
I got the 911. (on purpose)
Put another shrimp on the barbie (in response to anything British, on purpose)

Each provides the 50+ year old father the ability to make his 20-something daughter to involuntarily cringe in anguish.

That's my super power.

 

[Rynie]

Good thing I have 10 more years of using the word "yo". Gnome sayin?

 

[MonsterD]

This:

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[bbgun]

dawg
homie
shwing

 

[Bigdog]

wicked
gnarly
rad

Unless you are from Boston. I think that this word is common in their dialect.:laugh2:

 

[Stautner]

dawg
homie
shwing

Come on - at least an ocassional shwing .......

 

[WoodysGirl]

I'm not 40, but I'm a ref. I'm holding on to "My bad" regardless of my age.

 

[YosemiteSam]

I'm not 40, but I'm a ref. I'm holding on to "My bad" regardless of my age.

...or you could be like me and never do anything wrong to be considered bad. :laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

...or you could be like me and never do anything wrong to be considered bad. :laugh2:

I'll need to ask Mrs NYC before commenting :laugh2:

 

[SaltwaterServr]

dawg
homie
shwing

I'm on the good side of 40, and I say "dawg" all the time. Picked it up from reading/watching Generation Kill.

"All the hate dawg, all the hate it took to blow these ************s away. It's destiny dawg, white man's gotta rule the world."

~Sgt. Tony Espera, Episode 1, "Get Some"

 

[TheCount]

Get jiggy wit it.
Drop it like its hot.
Gnarly.
Word.
Peeps.
Bust a move.
I got the 911. (on purpose)
Put another shrimp on the barbie (in response to anything British, on purpose)

Each provides the 50+ year old father the ability to make his 20-something daughter to involuntarily cringe in anguish.

That's my super power.

She's probably droning because you're misusing them, lol.

Shrimp in the barbie is Australian and it's 411, not 911.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

She's probably droning because you're misusing them, lol.

Shrimp in the barbie is Australian and it's 411, not 911.

<in high pitched female voice> AWKWARD

:laugh2:

 

[LeonDixson]

I'm calling age discrimination on this one you Chronophobe you.

 

[Yeagermeister]

<in high pitched female voice> AWKWARD

:laugh2:

Finally using your normal voice I see

 

[YosemiteSam]

She's probably droning because you're misusing them, lol.

Shrimp in the barbie is Australian and it's 411, not 911.

I think he is aware of that which is why he has the text in parentheses follow them.

 

[YosemiteSam]

I'm calling age discrimination on this one you Chronophobe you.

Shadup old man!

 

[LeonDixson]

Shadup old man!

Okay, the geriatric channel on DirectTV is showing a special on "soft foods everyone can eat" anyway, and I don't want to miss it.

 

[fannypack]

No officer I will NOT pull up my pants.

 

[Yeagermeister]

No officer I will NOT pull up my pants.

That is for any age :laugh2:

 

[big dog cowboy]

No officer I will NOT pull up my pants.

Did you hear BP say that?