Things you should not say after the age of 40

[ZeroClub]

She's probably droning because you're misusing them, lol.

Shrimp in the barbie is Australian and it's 411, not 911.

EXACTLY ... I intentionally use them wrong and pretend like I don't know the difference. (that's what the "on purpose" meant, in my post)

 

[ZeroClub]

I think he is aware of that which is why he has the text in parentheses follow them.

That's right.

.... and it IS a super power. (I think most Dads have it)

 

[SkinsandTerps]

Wanna kick it ?

Are you down ?

Actually nothing should be off limits. I laughed at my Dad trying to be cool, young, and current back in the day. But appreciated the effort.