This is the funniest thing you'll see all day

[Howboutdemcowboys31]

To goin to 2nd base with mcnabb

 

[aikemirv]

Mcnabbs response:


http://www.nfl.com/teams/story/PHI/8730196

"Keep my name out of your mouth"

 

[fortdick]

http://img355.*************/img355/7625/tomcnabbhappytielemans7id.jpg



lmao



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For some reason, the movie Full Metal Jacket came to mind and the Drill Sergeant's comment about not having, "the common courtesy to give a fella a reach around!"

 

[chicago JK]

Who is the crazy one in this picture???


http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v481/bubba9497/c59c35a7.jpg

 

[THEHEREAFTER]

the title of this post is the truth!

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

http://img355.*************/img355/7625/tomcnabbhappytielemans7id.jpg



lmao



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I was thinking of something along the lines of:

Smokey to Craig from Friday: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got **** to do.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

http://img355.*************/img355/7625/tomcnabbhappytielemans7id.jpg



lmao



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Or perhaps:

Craig: We ain't got no sugar.
Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either ya got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

 

[sacase]

http://img355.*************/img355/7625/tomcnabbhappytielemans7id.jpg





lmao



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TO: My, what large breasts you have!

McNabn: Why yes, I know!
​

 

[BrownSugar]

http://img355.*************/img355/7625/tomcnabbhappytielemans7id.jpg​

Owens singing:
Nothing you could say could tear me away from my guy
(McNabb in chorus) my guuuuuuuuuuuuy
Nothing you could do, 'cause I'm stuck like glue to my guy
(McNabb in chorus) my guuuuuuuuuuuuy​

I'm sticking to my guy like a stamp to a letter
Like birds of a feather, we .. stick together
I'm tellin' you from the start
I can't be torn apart from my guy​

Nothing you could do could make me untrue to my guy
(McNabb in chorus) my guuuuuuuuuuuuy
Nothing you could buy could make me tell a lie to my guy
(McNabb in chorus) my guuuuuuuuuuuuy​

But if you don't pay me, then I'll be gone
I'll .. fake an injury and then go home
You best be believing I will be deceiving my guy​

-- The End --​

, I needed that laugh for today!!

 

[Cbz40]

http://img355.*************/img355/7625/tomcnabbhappytielemans7id.jpg​

Owens singing:
Nothing you could say could tear me away from my guy
(McNabb in chorus) my guuuuuuuuuuuuy
Nothing you could do, 'cause I'm stuck like glue to my guy
(McNabb in chorus) my guuuuuuuuuuuuy​

I'm sticking to my guy like a stamp to a letter
Like birds of a feather, we .. stick together
I'm tellin' you from the start
I can't be torn apart from my guy​

Nothing you could do could make me untrue to my guy
(McNabb in chorus) my guuuuuuuuuuuuy
Nothing you could buy could make me tell a lie to my guy
(McNabb in chorus) my guuuuuuuuuuuuy​

But if you don't pay me, then I'll be gone
I'll .. fake an injury and then go home
You best be believing I will be deceiving my guy​

-- The End --​

I will not even try to top that...........................

 

[Cheap Shot Artist]

Bang's "Blue Christmas" still is the funniest cartoon I've seen

 

[Scotman]

T.O keeps on trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Thinks McNabb is too flabby
T.O. keeps on trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Thinks McNabb is too flabby

I'm glad T.O is an Eagle
And his greed
T.O is an Eagle
And now wants to be set free
He wants to fly from the Eagles
Because of greed
Oh, my, enjoy the delusion!

Buy some markers
Keep some Sharpie's by your feet
Steal some Pom Poms
Just because you think they're neat.
Dance on the star
And get face full of our cleats
Oh, oh, there’s the solution

I'm glad T.O. is an Eagle
And his greed
T.O. is an Eagle
And wants to be set free
He wants to fly from the Eagles
Because of his greed
Fly through the revolution

T.O keeps on trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Thinks McNabb is too flabby
T.O. keeps on trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Thinks McNabb is too flabby
T.O keeps on trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Thinks McNabb is too flabby
T.O. keeps on trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Thinks McNabb is too flabby

He screwed the Ravens
Just to get his way
Screwed the Ravens
And got Philidelphia to pay
He needs more money
If they expect him to play
Fly through the revolution

T.O keeps on trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Thinks McNabb is too flabby
T.O. keeps on trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Thinks McNabb is too flabby​

 

[SuspectCorner]

http://img355.*************/img355/7625/tomcnabbhappytielemans7id.jpg

McNabb: "Cheeeeez..."

TO: "i want more cheeeeeez..."

 

[Banned_n_austin]

http://img355.*************/img355/7625/tomcnabbhappytielemans7id.jpg

McNabb:I smell a douchebag.

 

[SuspectCorner]

http://img355.*************/img355/7625/tomcnabbhappytielemans7id.jpg

during the shoot, TO whispers to McNabb: "you're my little Gucci handbag. you know i carried your a** last season. i d*** sure did. carried the whole team for that matter.

'and i deserve mo' money."

 

[Banned_n_austin]

http://img355.*************/img355/7625/tomcnabbhappytielemans7id.jpg​

Owens singing:
Nothing you could say could tear me away from my guy
(McNabb in chorus) my guuuuuuuuuuuuy
Nothing you could do, 'cause I'm stuck like glue to my guy
(McNabb in chorus) my guuuuuuuuuuuuy​

I'm sticking to my guy like a stamp to a letter
Like birds of a feather, we .. stick together
I'm tellin' you from the start
I can't be torn apart from my guy​

Nothing you could do could make me untrue to my guy
(McNabb in chorus) my guuuuuuuuuuuuy
Nothing you could buy could make me tell a lie to my guy
(McNabb in chorus) my guuuuuuuuuuuuy​

But if you don't pay me, then I'll be gone
I'll .. fake an injury and then go home
You best be believing I will be deceiving my guy​

-- The End --​

~pinches self~

HOLY SMOKE!

Reality is funny!

 

[DallasEast]

http://img355.*************/img355/7625/tomcnabbhappytielemans7id.jpg​

I like the War version better, but this Smashmouth version (sound file) will do: http://www.saturn6.com/smashmouth/media/befrends.aif

 

[Dallas4ever]

http://img355.*************/img355/7625/tomcnabbhappytielemans7id.jpg



lmao



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YOU SO CRAZY!

This scenario between T.O. and the McNabb is really unbelievably funny. I'm not big on reality TV but this drama could draw some record ratings for a few weeks.

 

[Dallas4ever]

McNabb: "Cheeeeez..."

TO: "i want more cheeeeeez..."

 

[big dog cowboy]

This is straight up one of the funniest threads I have ever seen!