This is the man running the franchise

[Miller]

This is Regarding Randy Gregory. Go to Hardline and go to 43:25 in to hear Jerry's quotes on Randy Gregory, Mars, College, Earth and Guns. I'm providing the transcript starting on the part at 44:09

http://www.theunticket.com/ticket-shows-3-2-16/

"Sometimes coming in from college when you got immediate scrutiny, immediate, IMPROMPTATU, type testing...that's almost like being on Mars in college and you could, ah, ah, shoot somebody and they got a ticket and you got the United States and still thought you were on Mars, you can't shoot people and get a ticket.. in the, on the, on earth. Well picture that coming from college sometime immediately. Most of the people who are in the NFL program, are, they've been in the league or veterans, so to speak, not rookies, so its particularly a challenge."

Ummmmmmmm, what?

 

[Wolfpack]

That's what happens when you get him after lunch.

 

[visionary]

This is Regarding Randy Gregory. Go to Hardline and go to 43:25 in to hear Jerry's quotes on Randy Gregory, Mars, College, Earth and Guns. I'm providing the transcript starting on the part at 44:09

http://www.theunticket.com/ticket-shows-3-2-16/

"Sometimes coming in from college when you got immediate scrutiny, immediate, IMPROMPTATU, type testing...that's almost like being on Mars in college and you could, ah, ah, shoot somebody and they got a ticket and you got the United States and still thought you were on Mars, you can't shoot people and get a ticket.. in the, on the, on earth. Well picture that coming from college sometime immediately. Most of the people who are in the NFL program, are, they've been in the league or veterans, so to speak, not rookies, so its particularly a challenge."

Ummmmmmmm, what?

Well, isn't it legal to use guns to kill on Mars?

And isn't Randy Gregory from Mars?

If that's true then what's wrong with what he said?

get over it dude

You're obviously a jerry hater

 

[Miller]

Well, isn't it legal to use guns to kill on Mars?

And isn't Randy Gregory from Mars?

If that's true then what's wrong with what he said?

get over it dude

You're obviously a jerry hater

You know, you may be right now that I look back and re-read the comment. My quick reaction was "impromptatu" and I didn't realize that if I got a ticket for shooting on Mars, it might not be the same on the Unites States..i.e. Earth.

 

[DallasEast]

"Sometimes coming in from college when you got immediate scrutiny, immediate, IMPROMPTATU, type testing...

[Translation] "Occasionally, rookies are blindsided by an NFL sanctioned drug test."

that's almost like being on Mars in college and you could, ah, ah, shoot somebody and they got a ticket and you got the United States and still thought you were on Mars, you can't shoot people and get a ticket.. in the, on the, on earth.

[Translation] "In college, players may not be confronted with a drug test or may be tested and not disciplined harshly. Some players learn quickly how drug testing and subsequent penalties differ from that imposed upon them at the college level."

Well picture that coming from college sometime immediately. Most of the people who are in the NFL program, are, they've been in the league or veterans, so to speak, not rookies, so its particularly a challenge.

[Translation] "Certain players do not adapt to the transition though. They may not make the transition for some time--as seen by the number of veteran players often assigned to the NFL drug intervention program."


I've got a good handle on Jerryspeak after years of comprehending exactly whatever the heck he means. It gives me headaches anyway. My suggestion for anyone who doesn't get what he says? Don't even try to understand it.

 

[yimyammer]

we have insane mother ****er running the team, hate that *** hole with the heat of seven suns

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Well, isn't it legal to use guns to kill on Mars?

And isn't Randy Gregory from Mars?

If that's true then what's wrong with what he said?

get over it dude

You're obviously a jerry hater

Bollocks! For one thing, mates, Mars needs women, not stoners.
And when did we become the drop-off daycare for men in the making?

 

[Verdict]

we have insane mother ****er running the team, hate that *** hole with the heat of seven suns

I had to laugh at that one, even though I think Jerry is actually ok in my book. LOL

 

[DandyDon52]

This is Regarding Randy Gregory. Go to Hardline and go to 43:25 in to hear Jerry's quotes on Randy Gregory, Mars, College, Earth and Guns. I'm providing the transcript starting on the part at 44:09

http://www.theunticket.com/ticket-shows-3-2-16/

"Sometimes coming in from college when you got immediate scrutiny, immediate, IMPROMPTATU, type testing...that's almost like being on Mars in college and you could, ah, ah, shoot somebody and they got a ticket and you got the United States and still thought you were on Mars, you can't shoot people and get a ticket.. in the, on the, on earth. Well picture that coming from college sometime immediately. Most of the people who are in the NFL program, are, they've been in the league or veterans, so to speak, not rookies, so its particularly a challenge."

Ummmmmmmm, what?

so gregory still thought he was in college ?? lol
That is jerry speak , you need a code book and a computer program to decipher what he is saying.
basically he is making a excuse for randy the boy child.

 

[Jerryrage]

Dude is worth Billions and has three Superbowl rings. Not that I defend him all the time, however he has done wonders for the NFL.

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

Dude is worth Billions and has three Superbowl rings. Not that I defend him all the time, however he has done wonders for the NFL.

Id much rather he'd have done wonders for his own team over the last 20 years, but thats just me.

 

[CCBoy]

Id much rather he'd have done wonders for his own team over the last 20 years, but thats just me.

The season before the last, Dallas had a 12 win regular season, and if not for a bad call on Dez...the team would have been in the NFC Championship.

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

The season before the last, Dallas had a 12 win regular season, and if not for a bad call on Dez...the team would have been in the NFC Championship.

All of us Cowboy fans were robbed on that one CC. That would have been ONE appearance in 2 decades. When I was a kid watching Roger & Co. it was a letdown if we didnt play in the NFCCG. It was almost routine.

 

[CCBoy]

All of us Cowboy fans were robbed on that one CC. That would have been ONE appearance in 2 decades. When I was a kid watching Roger & Co. it was a letdown if we didnt play in the NFCCG. It was almost routine.

Then there was the 12 win season with Phillips. The team missed moving on to the NFC Championship game when a couple of receivers blew touchdown producing plays with a case of the dropsies. They should have beaten the Giants in that one as well.

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

Then there was the 12 win season with Phillips. The team missed moving on to the NFC Championship game when a couple of receivers blew touchdown producing plays with a case of the dropsies. They should have beaten the Giants in that one as well.

 

[CCBoy]

Simply, ignore it or not...that is two times in the last eight seasons that Dallas should have been in the NFC Championship game. You saying that Green Bay or the Giants actually dominated Dallas in those two games?

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

Simply, ignore it or not...that is two times in the last eight seasons that Dallas should have been in the NFC Championship game. You saying that Green Bay or the Giants actually dominated Dallas in those two games?

Not at all. We should have on both games.

 

[Risen Star]

we have insane mother ****er running the team, hate that *** hole with the heat of seven suns

I'm thinking of making this my new tat.

I'd do a wrap around bicep of it but I would need a lot more words.

 

[Miller]

All of us Cowboy fans were robbed on that one CC. That would have been ONE appearance in 2 decades. When I was a kid watching Roger & Co. it was a letdown if we didnt play in the NFCCG. It was almost routine.

That's my frustration. Started watching in 76-77. This was in the midst of the 20 straight winning seasons and playoffs yearly with me in tears if they lost too soon. Here we are 20 years since the 90s teams and its been pathetic. What disappoints me even more is that it's acceptable to some...or there is always talk of building something. Building what? There is parity. We are one of only a few teams that doesn't understand this and that thinks there is a 5 year building cycle. That ended long ago.

 

[texbumthelife]

Completely senile.