This may be the most ridiculous thing I've ever read

[Denim Chicken]

http://postimage.org/

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

OMG, that is crazy! Where did you dig that up???

 

[burmafrd]

if he was that drunk how did he ever manage to capture a raccoon?

 

[YosemiteSam]

Horse ****.

Merry ****ing Christmas

 

[Silver Surfer]

Police: Homeless man in stolen ambulance was heading to topless bar.



http://www.macombdaily.com/general-...was-heading-to-topless-bar?source=most_viewed

Still waiting on the country music single to be released......

 

[Denim Chicken]

Horse ****.

Merry ****ing Christmas

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/09...zer-equipped-car-raccoon-then-attacks-driver/

 

[Idgit]

I had a friend (a good Texas kid) who had a bunch of stories like these. Not quite as great as squeezing a a racoon to pass a breath-lock, but pretty good. They all started with "So my friend was holding this armadillo down in the backseat of my car so we could spray-paint it...." or "we made this chain of geese using fishing wire, some bread, and an old nut..."

Anyway, this guy's obviously lucky he didn't kill anybody, himself included. But it's a pretty creative use of a stray raccoon. I can't imagine how he caught one in the first place stumbling drunk, though.

 

[Longboysfan]

Police: Homeless man in stolen ambulance was heading to topless bar.



http://www.macombdaily.com/general-...was-heading-to-topless-bar?source=most_viewed

Still waiting on the country music single to be released......

But they let me go....

 

[Rockport]

Yah for the raccoon.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Then there's the Jeff Foxworthy story about a guy who came up to him and told him a beaver bit off his nipple.

 

[Silver Surfer]

But they let me go....

How was the "Booby Trap"?

 

[Silver Surfer]

if he was that drunk how did he ever manage to capture a raccoon?

As recounted in the story, raccoons are attracted to trash. I'm guessing the thing walked right up to him.

 

[Fletch]

Police: Homeless man in stolen ambulance was heading to topless bar.



http://www.macombdaily.com/general-...was-heading-to-topless-bar?source=most_viewed

Still waiting on the country music single to be released......

Just a good ole boy, never meanin no harm ...

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

"While hilarious, it's not real".

sorry, I wanted to believe it too......

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...t-raccoon-breathalyzer-test-article-1.2380264

 

[burmafrd]

As recounted in the story, raccoons are attracted to trash. I'm guessing the thing walked right up to him.

well they do go by smell more often then not so that is a reasonable explanation...

 

[DallasCowpoke]

if he was that drunk how did he ever manage to capture a raccoon?

I think he just tricked the racoon. by showing him the fake cast on his arm and convincing him to help load a used Davenport into the back of his van.

 

[Denim Chicken]

"While hilarious, it's not real".

sorry, I wanted to believe it too......

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...t-raccoon-breathalyzer-test-article-1.2380264

So the cover-up begins...