Thou Pie shall burnith in thy flamith

[ndanger]

Thine humor has stricken my spine like a bolt of lightning from an angry sky
Now taketh your narrow *** back to thine harrowing putrid board before we make thoust into a spineless peice melted Commander goo.

 

[Juke99]

Thine humor has stricken my spine like a bolt of lightning from an angry sky
Now taketh your narrow *** back to thine harrowing putrid board before we make thoust into a spineless peice melted Commander goo.

:signmast: What thoust said.

 

[JonJon]

Thou Pie shall burnith in thy flamith

for a second there I thought this thread was going to be about Courtney Love...

 

[JackMagist]

If you're gonna talk the talk,you'd better be able to walk the walk.

I'm afraid he doesn't talk the talk very well either. That was the most comical attempt at "Auld Anglish" I have ever read...I kept thinking "I'll have what he's having cause it must be some great stuff."

 

[JackMagist]

:signmast: What thoust said.

Yea Verily

 

[ndanger]

What a great way to start the day! Funny,funny stuff!!!

 

[AsthmaField]

I know you really want to be a Cowboy fan, so quoting Othello:


"Jealousy, jealousy, the Green Eyed Monster which doth mock the meat upon which it feeds. Tell them of a man who loved, not wisely, but too well; of One not easily jealous but being wrought perplex'd in the extreme; of One who's hand, Like the base Indian, threw a pearl away richer than all his tribe."

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Uh, I ain't so good at this here Shakespeare kinda stuff...so, lemme just say this here...

edskins-Ray uck-Say.



Funny stuff... Thanks for starting the thread Daniel Synder

Juke,

I had no idea you were an Aggie.

 

[Juke99]

Yea Verily

and stuff.

 

[WoodysGirl]

Can we so bored with TC news that we're doing smacktalk in Shakesperian, pulp fictionian, biblical quotes, and pig latin??

This thread is crazy, but I luv TwoDeep3's. I can't believe he broke out the Pulp Fiction.

 

[Daniel Synder]

Joseph Gibbsith is a drunketh.

Jeez, whats up with Qwickdraw!? What a hater that guy is. He probally sits at home drinking a 40 oz. of Haterade, chewing on some hater-tots, plotting how he's going to hate on me in the draft by stealing Hayton Manning in the 1st round.

H8ers, who needs'em!

 

[Crown Royal]

Yourth Mama.

 

[Qwickdraw]

Jeez, whats up with Qwickdraw!? What a hater that guy is. He probally sits at home drinking a 40 oz. of Haterade, chewing on some hater-tots, plotting how he's going to hate on me in the draft by stealing Hayton Manning in the 1st round.

H8ers, who needs'em!

You can have Manning... I'm shooting for the "suckerass buster award" this season... gimme Bledsoe, Johnson, Glenn, Witten, Jones and Cundiff.

Game. Set. Match.

 

[Nukeman]

Thouwt time ye have arrived..As thy first leaf of Autumn touch hither ye shall bare witness to thy sacred soul Joseph Gibbiths and thy red champions to reign fire upon thy wicked and ye shall thow ought to have done like kilt myself as ye Pies shall be cast out of the NFC East and burn in thy eternal flames of hell!

Good luck this season guys! :wink2:

How to count the number of Commander SuperBowl victories...

"Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."

Now us here Cowboy fans...we get to count all the way up to five.

Go Cowboys!