Time For The Roy Williams Experiment

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JPM;1160851 said:
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I am the only person on earth who this annoys the crap out of.
that bunny clearly has two pancakes on his head.
 

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Fernando Fernandez;1160732 said:
like I've been saying for awhile now guys...MOVE RW to Ellis' OLB spot and put Elam in RW's SS spot.

Watch tape of Elam during the preseason...he is a playmaker!

RW is tough, quick and hits hard, so he will survive at OLB PLUS he is better at covering the short passes...again watch tape when he plays close to the line. Just have him eat a few more biscuits this week.

PS:Bench Henry...start Watkins again. Watkins and Elam will be a great tandem.

Book it!

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Tony Romo ring a bell?


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stealth;1160988 said:
I am the only person on earth who this annoys the crap out of.
that bunny clearly has two pancakes on his head.

i think this would all depend on how the pancake batter was originally poured. there are times i know you *think* there are (2) pancakes there and the waffle house loves this trick. (ihop would never do this to you) but i think from all replays and angles that are available to us, we simply don't have enough evidence to overturn the call that there is one pancake on his head.

conversely, if they had said (2) pancakes, i don't think there's enough for us to change it to (1) either.

guess we're just stuck in this delima.
 

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iceberg;1161000 said:
i think this would all depend on how the pancake batter was originally poured. there are times i know you *think* there are (2) pancakes there and the waffle house loves this trick. (ihop would never do this to you) but i think from all replays and angles that are available to us, we simply don't have enough evidence to overturn the call that there is one pancake on his head.

conversely, if they had said (2) pancakes, i don't think there's enough for us to change it to (1) either.

guess we're just stuck in this delima.


can we at least agree that the bunny at the very least has moxie?
 

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stealth;1161003 said:
can we at least agree that the bunny at the very least has moxie?

oh hell no. if you have moxie you don't sit around with ANY pancakes on your head. you slap the aunt jemima who put 'em there and dare anyone to top it off with melted butter and syrup. THEN you have moxie.

i think it's safe to say those w/moxie don't have pancake controversies on their head.
 

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iceberg;1161013 said:
oh hell no. if you have moxie you don't sit around with ANY pancakes on your head. you slap the aunt jemima who put 'em there and dare anyone to top it off with melted butter and syrup. THEN you have moxie.

i think it's safe to say those w/moxie don't have pancake controversies on their head.


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iceberg;1161013 said:
oh hell no. if you have moxie you don't sit around with ANY pancakes on your head. you slap the aunt jemima who put 'em there and dare anyone to top it off with melted butter and syrup. THEN you have moxie.

i think it's safe to say those w/moxie don't have pancake controversies on their head.


I don't know that fire in the bunnies eyes tells me he could tell jerry jones to get on the bus while sinking the eightball and dating jessica simpson. Perhaps the pancakes on his head were the direct result of him losing a bet and the bunny is not one to welch on a bet. He is a stand up guy with a bounce in his step not seen for years. He would likely be hopping mad at your affirmation that he has no moxie.
 

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stealth;1161022 said:
I don't know that fire in the bunnies eyes tells me he could tell jerry jones to get on the bus while sinking the eightball and dating jessica simpson. Perhaps the pancakes on his head were the direct result of him losing a bet and the bunny is not one to welch on a bet. He is a stand up guy with a bounce in his step not seen for years. He would likely be hopping mad at your affirmation that he has no moxie.

i must disagree!

if you have true "moxie" then you don't make bets that would eventually have the possiblity of placing pancakes on your head. you simply realize the social penalty for that and avoid the bet and make it something more along the lines of having to play 1 full game in a roman centurian helmet vs. putting a soggy pancake on your head.

and that's not "fire" in the bunnies eyes. we've analyzed the overall picture and that's simply "red eye" that didn't get adjusted in photoshop when they had the chance. the real look you see is "oh hell they got the picture and i've got this damn pancake on my head that looks like a waffle house special". (bunnies know of this crime also)

after further review, the call stands. the bunny has no moxie.
 

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iceberg;1161037 said:
i must disagree!

if you have true "moxie" then you don't make bets that would eventually have the possiblity of placing pancakes on your head. you simply realize the social penalty for that and avoid the bet and make it something more along the lines of having to play 1 full game in a roman centurian helmet vs. putting a soggy pancake on your head.

and that's not "fire" in the bunnies eyes. we've analyzed the overall picture and that's simply "red eye" that didn't get adjusted in photoshop when they had the chance. the real look you see is "oh hell they got the picture and i've got this damn pancake on my head that looks like a waffle house special". (bunnies know of this crime also)

after further review, the call stands. the bunny has no moxie.

I heard he has razor blades under the pancakes.
and that the pancakes were made with spoiled buttermilk.
if that aint moxie I don't know what is.
 

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stealth;1161056 said:
I heard he has razor blades under the pancakes.
and that the pancakes were made with spoiled buttermilk.
if that aint moxie I don't know what is.

sounds like a bad trick or treat experience gone twilight zone.

now if the pancakes were soaked in everclear and on fire and he was eating them with a pitchfork while lobbing TD passes to TO, THEN i could see your point.
 

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Isn't there always a much ado about nothing post here on Fridays. I say let bunnies wear pancakes if they want to and let Roy Williams play SS because he has to. Besides it is much too soon for April Fools jokes. November fools just doesn't have the same ring to it.
 

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Joe a Cowboys fan;1161070 said:
Isn't there always a much ado about nothing post here on Fridays. I say let bunnies wear pancakes if they want to and let Roy Williams play SS because he has to. Besides it is much too soon for April Fools jokes. November fools just doesn't have the same ring to it.

hey - if the bunny wants to wear pancakes, i support him in that. i just disagree it has anything to do with moxie vs. just bad taste in headwear.
 

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Pancakes are for losers, a bunny with real Moxie wears muffins on his head

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that's moxie!

that is a full size car on his head. That is one big bunny
 

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BigDFan5;1161088 said:
Pancakes are for losers, a bunny with real Moxie wears muffins on his head

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Only a gay bunny would wear a pink puff-muffin on his head. Next thing you know, he'll be listening to ABBA and working out. That's not a bunny I want leading my team.
 
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Fernando Fernandez;1160732 said:
like I've been saying for awhile now guys...MOVE RW to Ellis' OLB spot and put Elam in RW's SS spot.

Watch tape of Elam during the preseason...he is a playmaker!

RW is tough, quick and hits hard, so he will survive at OLB PLUS he is better at covering the short passes...again watch tape when he plays close to the line. Just have him eat a few more biscuits this week.

PS:Bench Henry...start Watkins again. Watkins and Elam will be a great tandem.

Book it!

I KNOW talent!
Tony Romo ring a bell?


I'm glad you ARE NOT the head coach or GM of the Cowboys because they would be in serious trouble! That statement is completely bananas, Roy Williams wouldn't last three games at OLB and any other LB position! I think you should go study Football 101 buddy...

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BigDFan5;1161115 said:

now that looks like a cheap mcdonalds hamburger that someone dug out of the bottom of the bag.

you gott have moxie (or be stoned) to eat that burger!
 

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superpunk;1161139 said:
Only a gay bunny would wear a pink puff-muffin on his head. Next thing you know, he'll be listening to ABBA and working out. That's not a bunny I want leading my team.

but what if this were the bunny guarding the cave in montey python?

that bunny could wear whatever it wanted and still have moxie, but he's more the exception than the rule.
 
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