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Feel better?BigDFan5 said:Another cancer worshipping lemming!
Feel better?BigDFan5 said:Another cancer worshipping lemming!
big dog cowboy said:Feel better?
BigDFan5 said:Never! I will not feel better until the Cowboys are contracted from the NFL that is the only way to stop the cancer!
peplaw06 said:*SIGH*
If only we'd done our monthly self-testing we could have caught the cancer before it spread. Is it too late for chemo?
BigDFan5 said:Sorry man it has to be cut out
zrinkill said:Bahhh I already did this sarcasm act last week .....
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iceberg said:you can't be nice to cancer man...you let one get away with it and suddenly you're surrounded! we must act now!
BigDFan5 said:eventually the entire NFL will be infected and the game we love will be gone. Its time to act NOW!
In that case could I recommend a DR. for you..........BigDFan5 said:Sorry man it has to be cut out
iceberg said:oh no - IT'S AIRBORNE IT'S AIRBORNE!!!
RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! (runs around doing a chris farley impersonation)
BigDFan5 said:its too late we are DOOMED!
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iceberg said:and as the dust settled on the now glowing skies of dallas, it became all too clear that ownes was the anti-christ, a cancer, and don kings hair stylest all rolled into one and the answer must only lie in the bomb. as they were digging through the rubble they found the only survivors were the roaches and even they has a mysterious "81" burned into their wings and biohazard symbols for eyes.
nothing would kill them and they spread south.
tune in tomorrow for, "confessionf of a newsgroup drama-queen" where simply bannging together could have prevented this. now, we must go back in time and stop TO from being born.
BigDFan5 said:its obvious the front office is out to get all of us! The Cowboys are dinosaurs now trying to play football in a modern era. the "new" Cowboys have brought shame on Dallas and mock all their fans with their different shade of Blue pants! What happened to the blue helmets anyway? They took away our blue helmets to spite us! The Cowboys are a cancer to the NFL its time to disband them.
Who is with me!