To the JETS... Miles Austin stinks!

[slotshot]

1. He is a lockerroom cancer.
2. His routes are horrible.
3. He has injury concerns.
4. He eats bowls full of kittens for breakfast.
5. His feet smell worse than Proctor plays.
6. He only has one testicle...and it is shaped like Hitler.
7. He is our lockerrom leak to the press.
8. His father was a hamster and his mother smelt of elderberries.
9. He can't beat Flo in a footrace
10. He is Martellus Bennett's lyric writer.

 

[Yeagermeister]

1. He is a lockerroom cancer.
2. His routes are horrible.
3. He has injury concerns.
4. He eats bowls full of kittens for breakfast.
5. His feet smell worse than Proctor plays.
6. He only has one testicle...and it is shaped like Hitler.
7. He is our lockerrom leak to the press.
8. His father was a hamster and his mother smelt of elderberries.
9. He can't beat Flo in a footrace
10. He is Martellus Bennett's lyric writer.

Nice one

 

[McCordsville Cowboy]

Jerry will overpay for Miles.

He will look even stupider for letting TO go with no back up plan if he doesn't match the offer.

Here is to watching 3 of the most overpaid WR in the league on the same field in 09'.:beer1:

 

[CATCH17]

Jerry will overpay for Miles.

He will look even stupider for letting TO go with no back up plan if he doesn't match the offer.

Here is to watching 3 of the most overpaid WR in the league on the same field in 09'.:beer1:

According to fans but NFL teams seem to think Austin can play.

Especially if the Jets do decide they are willing to give up a 2nd round pick in such a deep WR draft.

I guess teams like Big fast receivers.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Jerry will overpay for Miles.

He will look even stupider for letting TO go with no back up plan if he doesn't match the offer.

Here is to watching 3 of the most overpaid WR in the league on the same field in 09'.:beer1:

Yep. As long as our Owner/GM/Pseudo Head Coach is making bad decisions to cover other bad decisions.... we wont go anywhere.


Flame on.

 

[DallasEast]

1. He is a lockerroom cancer.
2. His routes are horrible.
3. He has injury concerns.
4. He eats bowls full of kittens for breakfast.
5. His feet smell worse than Proctor plays.
6. He only has one testicle...and it is shaped like Hitler.
7. He is our lockerrom leak to the press.
8. His father was a hamster and his mother smelt of elderberries.
9. He can't beat Flo in a footrace
10. He is Martellus Bennett's lyric writer.

That's WAY too much information.

 

[Hostile]

The title made me think he had signed with the Jets.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

The title made me think he had signed with the Jets.

Yep. Its misleading.

I know stuff like that is situational as to if it is a guideline violation.

 

[Boyzmamacita]

The title made me think he had signed with the Jets.

It could also be interpreted to mean that the Jets believe that Miles has a hygiene problem.

 

[TwentyOne]

1. He is a lockerroom cancer.
2. His routes are horrible.
3. He has injury concerns.
4. He eats bowls full of kittens for breakfast.
5. His feet smell worse than Proctor plays.
6. He only has one testicle...and it is shaped like Hitler.
7. He is our lockerrom leak to the press.
8. His father was a hamster and his mother smelt of elderberries.
9. He can't beat Flo in a footrace
10. He is Martellus Bennett's lyric writer.

This one should be moved up a bit. I love it.

:laugh2:

 

[slotshot]

The title made me think he had signed with the Jets.

I really can't see how, but I certainly respect your opinion. Feel free to delete the thread or change the title as you deem appropriate.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

I really can't see how, but I certainly respect your opinion. Feel free to delete the thread or change the title as you deem appropriate.

It implies that he went to the gets and he stinks for doing so.

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

I really can't see how, but I certainly respect your opinion. Feel free to delete the thread or change the title as you deem appropriate.

That is a great idea.

 

[TheGoat73]

1. He is a lockerroom cancer.
2. His routes are horrible.
3. He has injury concerns.
4. He eats bowls full of kittens for breakfast.
5. His feet smell worse than Proctor plays.
6. He only has one testicle...and it is shaped like Hitler.
7. He is our lockerrom leak to the press.
8. His father was a hamster and his mother smelt of elderberries.
9. He can't beat Flo in a footrace
10. He is Martellus Bennett's lyric writer.

You are secretly Scott David. I know it.

 

[Faerluna]

The title made me think he had signed with the Jets.

Same. I said some very un-ladylike things as it was opening.

 

[malone1970]

1. He is a lockerroom cancer.
2. His routes are horrible.
3. He has injury concerns.
4. He eats bowls full of kittens for breakfast.
5. His feet smell worse than Proctor plays.
6. He only has one testicle...and it is shaped like Hitler.
7. He is our lockerrom leak to the press.
8. His father was a hamster and his mother smelt of elderberries.
9. He can't beat Flo in a footrace
10. He is Martellus Bennett's lyric writer.

WOW dude this is a tad bit harsh don't you think? I didn't think he is a locker room cancer. We should have took care of that when we let T.O., Tank Johnson, and PacMan go. But I guess you feel that Austin is part of that click also. I don't think that Jerry will let Austin go at all he is a big physical reciever with talent and plus he is alright to me. But that is just my opinion.

 

[adamknite]

WOW dude this is a tad bit harsh don't you think? I didn't think he is a locker room cancer. We should have took care of that when we let T.O., Tank Johnson, and PacMan go. But I guess you feel that Austin is part of that click also. I don't think that Jerry will let Austin go at all and plus he is alright to me. But that is just my opinion.

lolZ... The joke.... it went right over your head.

 

[malone1970]

lolZ... The joke.... it went right over your head.

Well I guess it did...:laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[lqmac1]

:umm::damn:

1. He is a lockerroom cancer.
2. His routes are horrible.
3. He has injury concerns.
4. He eats bowls full of kittens for breakfast.
5. His feet smell worse than Proctor plays.
6. He only has one testicle...and it is shaped like Hitler.
7. He is our lockerrom leak to the press.
8. His father was a hamster and his mother smelt of elderberries.
9. He can't beat Flo in a footrace
10. He is Martellus Bennett's lyric writer.

 

[zeromaster]

Props for the French knight reference. Otherwise a little lame as satire goes.