To the JETS... Miles Austin stinks!

[Bob Sacamano]

these threads separate those who have senses of humor, and those without

 

[Jarv]

You are secretly Scott David. I know it.

Scott died on the Skins board years ago bro...

Haven't heard that name in a while. I should email that dude, he was funny. I think Ice stays in touch with him.

 

[Hostile]

Scott died on the Skins board years ago bro...

Haven't heard that name in a while. I should email that dude, he was funny. I think Ice stays in touch with him.

Thank you for the memory. The best practical joke I ever saw someone play on a whole forum.

I need to go to Detox and find that thread if it still exists. Too much fun.

 

[tomson75]

Thank you for the memory. The best practical joke I ever saw someone play on a whole forum.

I need to go to Detox and find that thread if it still exists. Too much fun.

The suspense is killing me!

 

[Bleu Star]

WOW dude this is a tad bit harsh don't you think? I didn't think he is a locker room cancer. We should have took care of that when we let T.O., Tank Johnson, and PacMan go. But I guess you feel that Austin is part of that click also. I don't think that Jerry will let Austin go at all he is a big physical reciever with talent and plus he is alright to me. But that is just my opinion.

Your sarcasm sensor is pegged at zero.

 

[Bleu Star]

Well I guess it did...:laugh2: :laugh2:

Thanks. Your response made the thread for me.

 

[Hostile]

The suspense is killing me!

The person to tell this story is iceberg because it happened on his site. Trust me, it is the funniest thing you will ever read.

I think extremeskins finally had to remove the thread they were so embarrassed. They got played.


Side note...I believe but cannot prove that LeotisBrown is Scott David, a.k.a. "Wacky Ralph."

 

[tomson75]

The person to tell this story is iceberg because it happened on his site. Trust me, it is the funniest thing you will ever read.

I think extremeskins finally had to remove the thread they were so embarrassed. They got played.


Side note...I believe but cannot prove that LeotisBrown is Scott David, a.k.a. "Wacky Ralph."

Word. I'll try and hit him up for it. I feel like I've missed out on the greatest story ever told. I've got to know!

 

[SLATEmosphere]

I gotta contact this iceberg now..I need to hear this story!

 

[Hostile]

If I didn't have a meeting I would keep looking for it guys.

Ralph's last post on ES is one for the ages. A VERY short synopsis. He created Wacky Ralph on ES, a very weird Commanders fan who loved tacos and had what he called a "Wack Factor." He rated everything on his "Wack factor."

Commanders fans fell in love with Ralph because he was one of a kind. Then one day Ralph announced that he was going to die and he did it in classic "Wacky Ralph" style and then he never posted on ES again.

No joke, they had guys wanting to collect money to hire a PI to find Ralph.

That last post and the reactions to it are pure hilarious.

iceberg is the guy who can produce the goods if anyone can.

 

[Hostile]

I really can't see how, but I certainly respect your opinion. Feel free to delete the thread or change the title as you deem appropriate.

Oh no, I wasn't saying it like that. It was early, I was sleepy, and my heart took a leap when I saw the title.

So if I die of a heart attack soon it's probably all your fault.

 

[tomson75]

I found a somewhat more detailed explanation for those that are interested....but it does indeed look like ES deleted the thread.

 

[Hostile]

I found a somewhat more detailed explanation for those that are interested....but it does indeed look like ES deleted the thread.

That's the one.

Here's Ralph's swan song.

http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?threadid=9514&highlight=wacky+ralph

Enjoy.

 

[bbgun]

Oh no, I wasn't saying it like that. It was early, I was sleepy, and my heart took a leap when I saw the title.

 

[TheGoat73]

Scott died on the Skins board years ago bro...

Haven't heard that name in a while. I should email that dude, he was funny. I think Ice stays in touch with him.

I remember him on the DMN forum before it was ruined by people mad at NORS. He was hilarious. I never saw the ES stuff b/c I refuse to read another team's board.

 

[gimmesix]

Oh no, I wasn't saying it like that. It was early, I was sleepy, and my heart took a leap when I saw the title.

So if I die of a heart attack soon it's probably all your fault.

Man, now if we don't hear from you after today, no one will want to hire a PI.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

LOL! Nice.

Whats sad, as someone already pointed out, what will happen is this will cause Jerry to overpay for Miles and by this time next year, when he doesn't do nearly enough on the field to warrant the money he'll be handed, people who are in love with him now will be turning on him in a hot minute.

Then suddenly the guy this team just couldn't possibly live without will become another stupid move by Jerry for keeping him.

 

[Apollo Creed]

If Jerry's looking at this from a business perspective.

Four years ago he was an UDFA. He hasn't caught more than 20 balls in a season, shown that he can stay healthy, or that he has reliable hands.

A 2nd for that is a great deal.

 

[tunahelper]

Looks like Matt Jones will be a Cowboy now?

 

[Apollo Creed]

Looks like Matt Jones will be a Cowboy now?

Shame Jerry didn't go to a good school like Florida or Miami or something. At least he'd be reaching for talented thugs there.