To the people saying Zeke is a bully

[waldoputty]

No respect due. Just tired of all the pip squeaks that keep crying. No offense @waldoputty

u sure talk a lot, shorty

 

[Ranching]

u sure talk a lot, shorty

Just don't call me stubby!!

 

[waldoputty]

Just don't call me stubby!!

ok, instead of short stuff, it is short stub

 

[glimmerman]

That's an 8th grader in Texas

Lol. He was bigger and intimidating to the security guard. I don’t think he should get suspended over it but now that JJ opens his mouth yet again and says he shouldn’t get into trouble, all the sudden goodell is going to investigate..

 

[Cowboysfan917]

6 foot 1 inch and 215 pounds with little body fat is bigger than some think.

Exactly. I can’t believe people are saying that’s not big

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

6 foot 1 inch and 215 pounds with little body fat is bigger than some think.

Loool, exactly.

I’m guessing 98% of the guys on this board having the body composition of a can of Spam.

 

[Sarge]

Loool, exactly.

I’m guessing 98% of the guys on this board having the body composition of a can of Spam.

I love Spam.

 

[cowboy_ron]

I love Spam.

I don't mind the taste of Spam if it's sliced thin otherwise it seems to get bigger the longer you chew it ........and I don't want anything in my mouth that's gonna grow.

 

[xwalker]

He's barely 6'1" and 215lbs.... how big of a bully can he be. He's not a very big man, maybe he's just tired of punks messing with him?

1986-11-22 : Mike Tyson (age 20) 5-10, 221¼ lbs Wins World Heavyweight Championship

First 37 Pro Fights (age 18 to 23), 33 Knockouts, 4 unanimous decisions.

Tyson's weight got down to as low as 2012 for some fights.

 

[xwalker]

That's an 8th grader in Texas

I wish I had a time machine.

Would love to send you back to 1986 to tell Mike Tyson that he's not big enough to be a bully...

 

[Ranching]

I wish I had a time machine.

Would love to send you back to 1986 to tell Mike Tyson that he's not big enough to be a bully...

1986, I was 6'4" 250lbs of muscle. Not too mention I live in Texas and I'm always packing! Not even little Mike intimidates me.

 

[1LoyalCowboyFan]

6 foot 1 inch and 215 pounds with little body fat is bigger than some think.

Yup I’m 6 ft 200 lb like 20% body fat. I would not like Zeke in my face. That’s a battle I lose 9 out of 10 times.

Bonus material- transcribed movie quote from “the other guys.”

Marky – “Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you.
If I were a lion and your were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and friggin eat you! And then, I’d **** your tuna girlfriend.”

Pause

Will – “Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean?
Lions don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.
You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what, you wandered into our school, of tuna and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’
We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…”

Marky – “How ya gonna to do that?”

Will – “We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.

That go the way you thought it was gonna to go?” Shaking his head. “Nope.”

 

[RoboQB]

Yup I’m 6 ft 200 lb like 20% body fat. I would not like Zeke in my face. That’s a battle I lose 9 out of 10 times.

Bonus material- transcribed movie quote from “the other guys.”

Marky – “Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you.
If I were a lion and your were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and friggin eat you! And then, I’d **** your tuna girlfriend.”

Pause

Will – “Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean?
Lions don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.
You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what, you wandered into our school, of tuna and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’
We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…”

Marky – “How ya gonna to do that?”

Will – “We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.

That go the way you thought it was gonna to go?” Shaking his head. “Nope.”

I had to give you a like. That movie scene is hilarious! It was on just the other day.

 

[1LoyalCowboyFan]

I had to give you a like. That movie scene is hilarious! It was on just the other day.

It’s so underrated

 

[Pompey-Cowboy]

I don't mind the taste of Spam if it's sliced thin otherwise it seems to get bigger the longer you chew it ........and I don't want anything in my mouth that's gonna grow.

The wisdom of this post is inspiring.

 

[Pompey-Cowboy]

To be fair, i've seen way more posts calling Zeke an idiot than a bully.

 

[waldoputty]

To be fair, he's both.
The cat's finally of the bag.

No no no Raunchy. @Cowboys22 was referring to Zeke's 6 game suspension mess AND grabbing/pulling a woman's shirt up/down in public.

Lol, the security guard was a man.

out of the bag hmmmmm
so u been keeping his secret

or u were not sure

 

[Ranched]

To be fair, i've seen way more posts calling Zeke an idiot than a bully.

To be fair, he's both.

ok, instead of short stuff, it is short stub

The cat's finally out of the bag. Meow

The security guard was a woman????? That changes things!

No no no Raunchy. @Cowboys22 was referring to Zeke's 6 game suspension mess AND grabbing/pulling a woman's shirt up/down in public.

Lol, the security guard was a man.

Doesn’t take a big man to be a bully, especially to women.

Loool, exactly.

I’m guessing 98% of the guys on this board having the body composition of a can of Spam contents .

FIFY

out of the bag hmmmmm
so u been keeping his secret

or u were not sure

1986, I was 6'4" 250lbs of muscle. Not too mention I live in Texas and I'm always packing! Not even little Mike intimidates me.

Socks don't count.

 

[darthseinfeld]

Is this thread about something, or is it about how studly we all are.

Personally Im 6'8, 285 pounds. 5% body fat. Master of the hurricane kick.

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

Lol. He was bigger and intimidating to the security guard. I don’t think he should get suspended over it but now that JJ opens his mouth yet again and says he shouldn’t get into trouble, all the sudden goodell is going to investigate..

If he wasn't a Cowboy this incident would be barely mentioned.