Tony Romo looks Fat

[mugsybows]

The season has now begun. The annual fatty romo is fat thread

 

[AmericasTeam81]

He might look fat to others but maybe he identifies as skinny. It's all about one feels right?

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

And mo looks to thin. Eating disorders everywhere you look.

picturing Mo singing the lyrics to the Humpty Dance to Romo now, so thanks for that.

 

[ilykdrama]

So fat that he can have the best defensive player in the NFL grasping at air while he plants his foot into the ground, and quickly does his left to right juke spin.

J.J. Watt just got schooled by a couch potato.

This for ALL time. I was waiting for this post. Not only did he spin out of JJ Watt with a full head of steam, he did it from behind. There isn't ONE QB in the league that took on Watt one on one last year and won. Not one. Romo did it at 35 AND being "fat."

 

[Aven8]

Have you seen most MLB pitchers?? Most of them are the most outta shape dudes you will ever meet! But they make the big bucks because they can throw the heat. Who gives a rats butt? Romo is so fleet of foot it's not even funny! He could run circles around you and leave you gasping for air.

 

[bayeslife]

We get one of these threads every year. I think Zordon started the one from last year.

 

[Fletch]

This comment happens every year it seems!

I got dibs for next offseason. I'm gonna say it.

 

[ScipioCowboy]

You know what? I'm going to change how I view these threads. As long as they pop up each year, it means Romo is still playing. Right?

 

[jobberone]

Have you seen most MLB pitchers?? Most of them are the most outta shape dudes you will ever meet! But they make the big bucks because they can throw the heat. Who gives a rats butt? Romo is so fleet of foot it's not even funny! He could run circles around you and leave you gasping for air.

Ahhh! Just a hint of sarcasm to flavor this post perfectly.

 

[punchnjudy]

I saw that the OP was kidding, but I've always wondered how many of these threads have been started by Tony's wife.

I guess if we start seeing "Tony doesn't do the dishes enough or clean up his crap" threads then that might be a tell.

 

[jobberone]

I got dibs for next offseason. I'm gonna say it.

I'm going to delete it. Please, don't cry. You know what that does to me.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

In the recent pics of mini camp on www.dallascowboys.com he looks like he's been eating a bunch of donuts. Tyrone Crawford himself said that he should buy Romo a bike so he could keep his weight under control. Hope Romo takes these next 5 weeks before camp and works out a little .Dez also looks like he's been slacking IMO .

Naw it is just his money belt.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I saw that the OP was kidding, but I've always wondered how many of these threads have been started by Tony's wife.

I guess if we start seeing "Tony doesn't do the dishes enough or clean up his crap" threads then that might be a tell.

In case she is i like lonk walks on the sidewalk and Midnight Express wine on ice on a pier off Mississippi.

 

[YosemiteSam]

He's not fat, he's fat!

Bill Parcells said he was pear shaped lol.

 

[jrumann59]

What QBs are supposed to have adonis like bodies?????? Someone needs to tell that adonis like body in SF that he is QB.

 

[Staubacher]

Johnny Football is skinny let's get him

 

[Hoofbite]

It's not officially the start of a new season until the "Tony Looks Fat" thread shows up.

 

[BAZ]

They all have rings, they can be fat.

I really hope this is a joke.

 

[BAZ]

I love Tony more than is probably healthy, but if you want to call him fat have a picture to back it up & I don't have a problem with that, I really don't. It's an athlete's job to be in shape and pointing this out is valid, but if you are so lazy/dumb/worthless you have no evidence and just link to a site saying check there, how can you expect to be taken seriously? That's like saying "Wikipedia agrees with me ". OP work on your posting game or quit.

 

[chagus]

In the recent pics of mini camp on www.dallascowboys.com he looks like he's been eating a bunch of donuts. Tyrone Crawford himself said that he should buy Romo a bike so he could keep his weight under control. Hope Romo takes these next 5 weeks before camp and works out a little .Dez also looks like he's been slacking IMO .

Yup... And Tony was fat last year, and the year before, and the year before. Before that, he wore his cap backwards. Haaaaa! It's all good. So are doughnuts. They're delicious.