Trolling The Nation During Cowboys at Eagles: "The Hype Train Derailed."

[BrAinPaiNt]

As
we've done repeatedly in the past, today we're going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys beat the Eagles in Philadelphia. And despite the very high cost of the win for the Cowboys, you probably can't help but feel a certain Schadenfreude for Eagles fans as you read through what they and other fans said and thought as they watched the 2015 Preseason World Champion utterly collapse.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

Read it all http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2015...during-cowboys-eagles-the-hype-train-derailed

 

[WoodysGirl]

The first comment just sets the tone of Lols

Our Chip, Who art a Kelly, Hallowed be thy Playbook.
Thy touchdowns come, Thine plays be run, In Philly, As it was in Oregon.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

LOL...

The Eagles do not deserve to win this game in any way. The offense should be forced to line up and let the Defense kick them in the nuts after the game.

GiantsToo bad the Eagles can't go back to the preseason. They barely got done etching their names in the preseason trophy before the regular season started.

 

[Deep_South]

Story of the game:

"No, we don't need to block Sean Lee."

 

[reddyuta]

Hold the presses, the skins think they can win the division now.

 

[YosemiteSam]

My favorite:

We have 107 offensive yards. The Cowboys have 137 in penalties. I can’t even…

 

[jrumann59]

Had me rolling

The game is already over. We aren’t scoring twice in 5 minutes when we couldn’t score once in 55 minutes.

 

[jrumann59]

Hold the presses, the skins think they can win the division now.

Right now they are the healthiest

 

[VACowboy]

Toooooooo funny!

 

[Eddie]

Always funny stuff. I wish I could join the convo during game time.

 

[DEA_dad]

Eagles This is the first time I ever saw the "prevent offense".
by mtitanic on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:18 PM


Omg this had me rolling

 

[9of11]

This is a great read. Too Funny!

 

[StylisticS]

That giant fan doesn't think we have talent on defense. That's hilarious.

 

[Fritsch_the_cat]

I actually had a guy tell me Murray was the best RB in the NFL and they had the best RB corps overall. This was a real thing a human being said

Getting lit up by Brandon Freaking Weeden.

Does life even matter anymore at this point?

Merrill says the crowd is quiet. How else do you act at a funeral?

At least we get the ball to start the second half. We might even get a first down…

BRANDON WEEDEN HAS MORE RUSH YARDS THAN DEMARCO MURRAY

 

[brucekr]

Eagles This is the first time I ever saw the "prevent offense".
by mtitanic on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:18 PM


Omg this had me rolling

My workmates had to come check out what the heck I was laughing so hysterically for....

 

[MonsterD]

Why did the media build them up so much this pre-season? They made the fall a lot further down than it needed to be.

 

[NMfan]

Eagles This is the first time I ever saw the "prevent offense".
by mtitanic on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:18 PM


Omg this had me rolling

I almost did a "spit take" with my iced tea. Even my wife laughed at this.

 

[Biag]

si

LOL...

The Eagles do not deserve to win this game in any way. The offense should be forced to line up and let the Defense kick them in the nuts after the game.

Sitting at my desk lol'ing at this

 

[Clarkson]

god i freaking love these.

 

[AsthmaField]

These always make me lol.

The defense was just dominant.

Marinelli should get them shirts that say, "veni, vidi, vici"

Because they sure did.