Trolling The Nation During Cowboys at Eagles: "The Hype Train Derailed."

[joshjwp]

This is my favorite trolling the nation I've ever read.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

First....how the hell have I never seen these things before? I'm crying from laughing so hard.

And secondly the below comment had me laughing so hard I had people staring at me at work. I don't know why it struck me as so damn funny but it just hit me right.



I can't even go to take a piss after a Dallas punt without coming back to see that the Eagles are already punting the ball back
by "Snax" on Sep 20, 2015 | 5:58 PM

 

[Craig]

This was kind of disappointing. They were defeated way too early.

 

[CxC1993]

There's nothing sweeter than the taste of Eagles fans tears.

 

[CowboyGil]

"My eyes hurt."
"I'm waiting to witness the genius that is Chip Kelly. Tell me when it shows itself."

 

[Longboysfan]

Priceless.....

They can still claim Pre - Season champions trophy.

 

[THEHEREAFTER]

These are always gold

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Eagles This is the first time I ever saw the "prevent offense".
by mtitanic on Sep 20, 2015 | 7:18 PM


Omg this had me rolling

That is good! Real good! Lol

 

[CowboysLegend365]

Thanks. I love these.

 

[Fritsch_the_cat]

This was kind of disappointing. They were defeated way too early.

They were totally and completely crushed. Can't get much better than that.

 

[HoustonSucks]

Love these so much. Please let's have a few more before Romo gets back. PLEASE! Anyway, this was actually cool:

EaglesFeel bad for Romo. Feel worse that we’re going to get beaten by a Romo-less, Hardy-less, Bryant-less, Scandrick-less Dallas.
by IwantVick on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:27 PM


And the one that says:

I'm going to Murder someone.

That sounds like me in metldown. lol!

 

[AsthmaField]

Some of my favorites:

~Are we playing with 9 men?

~LOOK AT THE TIME OF POSSESSION, DEAR GOD.

~Imagine that, the Dallas Defense looks pretty well rested.

~2015 Pre-season Champions. We’ll always have that.

~Murray probably wishes he took that Dallas deal.

~Well this was a fun season while it lasted.

~No defense is this good. Bradford playing scared.

~I thought this season was meant to be fun, it’s been completely depressing!

~I blame this all on Brady. Somehow Chip’s balls got deflated in the process. <---- My Favorite

~Don’t worry, I heard culture wins football games.

~Well now we can't punt!

~fvbwvw;bov;j ;w ;v ;jkr’vuw

~Are you guy's not buying into Chip Kelly anymore? This is shocking. Who could ever have seen this coming?

~Wow..Dallas was right about DeMarco

~Oh look . . . 3 and out.

~Does life even matter anymore at this point?

~Welp

~This is the ultimate test: if a Cowboys team without Romo, Bryant, and Murray can beat Chip’s Eagles with a team led by Brandon Weeden….

~It’s a good thing a 10-6 team was blown up.. Personally I hate winning games.

~i actually had a guy tell me Murray was the best RB in the NFL and they had the best RB corps overall. This was a real thing a human being said

~Chip Kelly is standing there looking stupid right now.

~I don't know what pisses me off more, the state of the team or the fact that all the naysayers turned out to be right and I’ll have to put up with their stupid self righteous gloating

 

[JDSmith]

Love these so much. Please let's have a few more before Romo gets back. PLEASE! Anyway, this was actually cool:

EaglesFeel bad for Romo. Feel worse that we’re going to get beaten by a Romo-less, Hardy-less, Bryant-less, Scandrick-less Dallas.
by IwantVick on Sep 20, 2015 | 6:27 PM

He left out Gregory-less and Leary-less. But we know what he meant.