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http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl-news/4660376-dez-bryant-monkey-troy-aikman
This was funny when it was posted in early November, now, not so much.
The point Troy was trying to make, is that once a guy buys a pet monkey, his wheels have fallen off. You can see with Dez Bryant that his head wasn't in the game. He had a lot of drops and mental mistakes, even if you give him a pass for his injuries. Something is rotten there.
This was funny when it was posted in early November, now, not so much.
As soon as I saw that Dez had one, I thought 'you have got to be kidding.' It was probably the low point of my career when this particular player — Oronde Gadsden — he had a pet monkey and, at that time, the locker room was just in complete disarray. We had people coming and going, we had people who were getting suits made inside the locker room. We had tailors coming, you name it, it was happening.
And then Oronde shows up with this pet monkey. What's the monkey gonna be doing while we're trying to practice, we're going to meetings? Who's watching the monkey for crying out loud? And I'm not sure anybody was. But he would bring this monkey and he put a diaper on it so we wouldn't have to worry about, you know.
It was insanity. When I saw that Dez got a monkey, I thought — first of all, why would you want a monkey? And then second I thought, surely (Cowboys coach and former QB) Jason Garrett remembers the days of Oronde Gadsden and the monkey.
You go back and say, 'are they close, are they not close after losing the last five games?' If the monkey's occupying space in the locker room, they're a long ways away.
The point Troy was trying to make, is that once a guy buys a pet monkey, his wheels have fallen off. You can see with Dez Bryant that his head wasn't in the game. He had a lot of drops and mental mistakes, even if you give him a pass for his injuries. Something is rotten there.