Turkey vulture crashes into SAS's office window

[ShortRound]

Can't make this stuff up, hope the bird was a Cowboy fan

 

[Tangle_Foot]

No doubt a family member flying in for the reunion

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

Vultures are attracted to dead or dieing things.

 

[Hardline]

It was an inside job. :/

 

[ClappingCarrot]

What CAN GO WRONG

WILL GO WRONG.

 

[Pompey-Cowboy]

All those people wanting to give him the bird.

 

[slotshot]

It was probably just a Philadelphia Eagle...they are almost identical in appearance.

 

[Starforever]

But was there a bird strike? If SAS did not get hit; mission failure.

 

[cowboyec]

probably a drunk eagle from philly

 

[Point-of-the-Star]

Vultures are attracted to dead or dieing things.

I think they can smell that rotting flesh smell.

 

[snapper]

Can't make this stuff up, hope the bird was a Cowboy fan

Definitely not the little bluebird of happiness singing outside his window. Death is coming for him.

 

[Kaiser]

The Bird's last words were "THE DEZ PLAY WAS A CATCH!!!!"

 

[Melonfeud]

I'd heard an old flame of his was flying in to visit

 

[ShortRound]

 

[Melonfeud]

lmao

* man,I've been way out in the no-mans land parts of the desert by myself & had one of those things circling overhead me for like an hour,like it was waiting for me to keel over& drop dead, I got tired of that& sizzled a 22-250 projo straight up at it, that sucker dropped the fuel to it's afterburners heading to that mountain range 15 miles away on the horizon,,, as two right wing feathers came twirling down, with one I could've almost caught outta mid-air,,,
** ya,Stephen A Smith,,, the feud's god sent his love to that vile creature at hyper velocity -vapor trail express delivery

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

I find this hard to believed. Now, if they had said, "Turkey Vulture Crashes Into SAS's Office (Stall) Door", that I could have bought.

 

[Melonfeud]

I find this hard to believed. Now, if they had said, "Turkey Vulture Crashes Into SAS's Office (Stall) Door", that I could have bought.

Oh,yer' talkin' about that outhouse stall door down on the ol' smith place,huh?,,,I COPY

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Oh,yer' talkin' about that outhouse stall door down on the ol' smith place,huh?,,,I COPY

Honestly, I didn't even realize there was a new Smith Place. I just naturally thought that that was the best source to obtaining the amount of Bull Hockey SAS usually peddles.

LOL.....

 

[Melonfeud]

Honestly, I didn't even realize there was a new Smith Place. I just naturally thought that that was the best source obtaining the amount of Bull Hockey SAS usually peddles.

LOL.....

Haaaaa,er,ya well(LMAO)
It's been a closely guarded yet well know smith family secret
( purty sure that Dr. Smith relative from that " lost in Space" t.v. thing is where the misinformation & confusion began abruptly, fortunately the majority of the hereditary hand me downs of misinformation & confusion gravitated into the heaviest dose bearing those salient qualities from the back of the HEELS to the top area of those fly like dumbo flapping ear area of that STEPHEN A Smiths casing-liner,,,