Twilight movies

[Wimbo]

Twilight is to teen girls as star wars is to teen boys

Now I understand. Thank you.

 

[The30YardSlant]

Twilight is a disservice to humanity. They are horribly written books, horribly acted movies and are destroying brain cells in 10-18 year old girls and lonely housewives everywhere.

 

[Faerluna]

I think that scene has by far the best look for Emma Watson in the entirety of the Harry Potter films. She looks more mature and beautiful than I've seen here anywhere else for that matter. Much better than that horrible look she has now.

I think that she went short just to have something different from Hermione. She had to have essentially the same hairstyle for years while filming the movies.

I find it very flattering on her and pixie haircuts had a little resurgence there for awhile. She's growing it out a little more from the more recent pictures I've seen.

 

[SaltwaterServr]

Twilight is a disservice to humanity. They are horribly written books, horribly acted movies and are destroying brain cells in 10-18 year old girls and lonely housewives everywhere.

Quoted for truth.

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

I read in another parody that in the first Twicrap novel, the author mentions eyes 479 times.

 

[Muhast]

I saw the first one with my wife. Let me sum up how stupid this movie is... the vampires goto high school for no apparent reason besides that they like girls about 400 years younger than them, they only show up on cloudy days bc they are vampires and can't be out in sunlight... only instead of the sun burning them, they can't goto school on sunny days bc their skin shines and sparkles like thousands of diamonds... that should tell you enough lol

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

I read in another parody that in the first Twicrap novel, the author mentions eyes 479 times.

You were counting?

 

[SaltwaterServr]

You were counting?

The person who was lampooning the book was. If you have the kindle app on your computer, you can download it and do a search function within the book. Really bad writing. I get antsy using the same wood type in more than one scene in my entire novel. I've got a list of phrases that I think I might have used more than once that i'll try to find and eliminate if redundant before I send out any of the chapters to any agents.

By way of comparison, I know Tom Clancy uses "As you know" in Sum of All Fears three times in under 250 pages. I HATE when an author is so lazy/uninventive that they can't find a way to convey information without telling another character something they already know. PISS poor writing, and I tossed the book in the trash.

 

[Cowboys&LakersFan]

Twilight sucks. My sisters dragged me to the most recent film and it sucked.

 

[SaltwaterServr]

Twilight sucks. My sisters dragged me to the most recent film and it sucked.

Considering your age bracket, you should've had a great time with the single chickadees that should've been all up in the theatre. All you had to do was go up to any of them and say,

"OMG, I so loved this movie. I felt so bad for Bella, losing her love like taht. I only wish I could be an inspiration like Edward to someone as deserving as her. My name's X, you wanna get a bite and talk about it, I'd love to hear what you thought about their relationship."

Really, it's that easy sometimes.