Update: Dez cut his finger making soup - Post #27

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CowboyRoy

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The hate is beyond the silliest of silly. This thread is proof positive of it. He came to practice with two fingers wrapped. That's it. He practiced, albeit somewhat limited by the hand and some folks found the nearest bridge and jumped. To them I say, "Bye Felicia." lol

And now that it's been reported that it's just a cut from cooking, the silliness has now reached a new level. I mean, who HASN'T cut themselves cooking? Literal smh at them.

When you cut yourself cooking, did you tell yourself you were a moron when it happened? Did anyone laugh at you when you told them what you did?

No different then what we are doing.
 

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So I assume it's his left hand that was injured since he's right handed

He's got 10 days to heal.

Did it require stitches?

Has he had his tetanus shot.?

How about his flu shot...?

Is he up to date..?

Pneumonia?

Can't be too careful...
Just fyi.. Dez is left handed..
 

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Why do you have to hate a guy to call him a moron? Is that such a bad thing to do? Are you crying your eyes out because I think Dez Bryant does and says a lot of stupid things?

Do you really think that intelligence is one of his strong suits? We all do dumb stuff, but some people more than others. Might be a nice guy, but he doesnt think a lot of things through.
I don't like you, but I think you're a good poster. No one cares that I don't like you. You see where I'm going with this?
 

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Fine, its agreed. Very silly talking about this.

But that doesnt change the fact that dez is a moron for cutting his finger. As I would be, as you would be if you did the same thing.
Nope. accidents happen. period. A moron would try to cut carrots with a sword. Normal folks use kitchen knives.

But carry on with your stance. it's silly, but I have no desire to continue it.
 

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I don't like you, but I think you're a good poster. No one cares that I don't like you. You see where I'm going with this?


Yep, you are saying I should just shut up and talk about football. That is all that matters.

And that is what I think Dez should do. Shut up and just play football. See where I am going with that? :yourock:
 

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My wife of 44 years is a great cook so why would I force her to eat any swill I could concoct.
Because it's actually fun, my man. Like I said, I used to hate it, now it's a guilty pleasure. Don't get me wrong, I don't want it to be my "daily duty". For that, I'm eternally grateful to my wife. But, getting in the kitchen and creating and awesome dish one in a while is a little therapeutic, at least to me. I love taking a simple recipe and adding my own touches. Some turn out great and some not so much but I like trying.
 

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Nope. accidents happen. period. A moron would try to cut carrots with a sword. Normal folks use kitchen knives.

But carry on with your stance. it's silly, but I have no desire to continue it.

How do you know he didnt use a sword? :)
 

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Yep, you are saying I should just shut up and talk about football. That is all that matters.

And that is what I think Dez should do. Shut up and just play football. See where I am going with that? :yourock:
This would go well if we're born in Afgan somewhere but not in America. See where I'm going? :thumbup:
 

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Nope. accidents happen. period. A moron would try to cut carrots with a sword. Normal folks use kitchen knives.

But carry on with your stance. it's silly, but I have no desire to continue it.

If Dez got hurt playing basketball later this week would you think he was a moron for doing that?
 

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When you cut yourself cooking, did you tell yourself you were a moron when it happened? Did anyone laugh at you when you told them what you did?

No different then what we are doing.
Well sure, other than the fact that majority of whiners in this thread are the actual morons. But, by all means, continue. It's best to remove all doubt in most cases.
 

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He has a wife. Take a look.

All I see is girlfriend. That's a different animal.

My wife cuts the carrots because she knows I'll slice my fingers off. If I had requested that she cook when she was my girlfriend, I probably wouldn't have a wife.
 

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Well sure, other than the fact that majority of whiners in this thread are the actual morons. But, by all means, continue. It's best to remove all doubt in most cases.

Yet you are the ONLY guy in this thread that insulted someone else. The rest of us are disagreeing, but being polite about it.
 

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I would say out of all the dumb stuff, this bothers me the most. Because it does keep him off the field.
When have dumb things being said kept him off the field? You guys should really get thick skinned because if you're a football player, which I used to be, there are things said that would make your momma ball up in a corner. Just saying.
 

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All I see is girlfriend. That's a different animal.

My wife cuts the carrots because she knows I'll slice my fingers off. If I had requested that she cook when she was my girlfriend, I probably wouldn't have a wife.
Well, FWIW, they live together and have two kids together. And the little I've read about her, I don't think she's afraid of the kitchen. lol
 
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