Update: Dez cut his finger making soup - Post #27

[Supercowboy1986]

At least we know he's staying in shape by eating healthy.

 

[LittleD]

Oh give it a rest man. You never cut yourself cooking?

Nope...I don't cook... Man's got to know his limitations!!!

 

[cowboys1981]

Can someone please cut the man some carrots??

 

[Zimmy Lives]

Nope...I don't cook... Man's got to know his limitations!!!

LOL!

Someone needs to teach him how to handle a blade. That is the first thing my dad taught me growing up in the Hood.

 

[hornitosmonster]

Kid can't even make soup from a can. What a shame

 

[Zimmy Lives]

Can someone please cut the man some carrots??

Two words: Grocery store frozen food aisle. Ok, that's seven words, or something.

 

[LittleD]

LOL!

Someone needs to teach him how to handle a blade. That is the first thing my dad taught me growing up in the Hood.

I've seen those TV chefs... They all had to go to culinary school to learn to wield a sharp chef's knife. I would likely cut my throat.

 

[Boyzmamacita]

And he cooks too.

 

[CowboyStar88]

Oh give it a rest man. You never cut yourself cooking?

He's perfect Phil didn't you get the memo?

 

[CowboyStar88]

He needs to stick to Ramen, can't cut yourself on those bags

Ever fought with one of those bags drunk?

 

[Boyzmamacita]

Can someone please cut the man some carrots??

And some slack, lol.

 

[CowboyStar88]

Kid can't even make soup from a can. What a shame

Shoot might cut his hand open on the top of the opened can!

Nothing is safe anymore

 

[MRV52]

For a minute there, I though he cut his hand on a can of McNabb Chunky Soup.

 

[Idgit]

I can't decide. Is this more important to us or less important to us than the time he got into that dispute with his landlord over the cleaning deposit?

 

[Redball Express]

And now he's day to day...

Warm Sanchez up.

Next man up.

 

[ElGatoGrande]

You all can back away from the ledge now...or at least get your foot out of your mouth

The carrots were for the secret monkey hiding in his house,,,

 

[Section446]

Always something with this clown.

 

[Redball Express]

I can't decide. Is this more important to us, or less important to us than the time he got into that dispute with his landlord over the cleaning deposit?

So I assume it's his left hand that was injured since he's right handed

He's got 10 days to heal.

Did it require stitches?

Has he had his tetanus shot.?

How about his flu shot...?

Is he up to date..?

Pneumonia?

Can't be too careful...

 

[CowboyRoy]

Oh give it a rest man. You never cut yourself cooking?

Just another dumb move by Dez Bryant. And yah, I cut myself like a moron a few times.

But if I made a living with my hands, I probably wouldnt be cutting things. Or would be VERY VERY careful when I did.

 

[Seven]

And he cooks too.

Well played!! Well played!

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