What this controversy needs is a compromise: a name that is inoffensive, honors Native Americans, won’t cost Snyder much money, won’t obliterate team traditions, and allows the owner to save face....
Have you ever noticed that the Chicago hockey team never gets grief over the name “Black Hawks?” It’s because the team is not named after “injuns,” but after a specific guy....
Red Cloud fought Red Cloud’s War, a series of 1867-68 skirmishes in modern day Wyoming and Montana that came as close to an out-and-out long-term victory as Native Americans ever got after the Civil War. In the famous Battle of the Hundred Slain (Fetterman’s Massacre, Marshall would call it), Red Cloud outsmarted a cavalry officer who was disobeying orders in the hope of provoking a battle. Red Cloud ordered Crazy Horse and a few other guys you did not want to mess with to pretend they were limping home on wounded horses. Fetterman ordered an attack on the soft target, but of course it was the 1860s equivalent of a read-option. Red Cloud sent his real forces swooping in from all sides to rout Fetterman’s cavalry.
After that battle, the Federal Government sent investigators to the region, and – you are NOT going to believe this – correctly decided that Red Cloud and his people were being provoked! The government set up the Great Sioux Reservation, which of course they soon began to systematically gank. But for a few years, Red Cloud had earned a measure of peace and independence for his people.
What a great symbol for a football team he would make: a crafty general with the wisdom to even make the United States government to admit a mistake. Red Cloud appeals to both sides of our fractured political landscape, a must for a Washington team: liberals get a proud leader in the battle against cultural oppression, conservatives get a fierce enemy of federal encroachment.