Usual draft Jerry-isms we can expect to hear shortly..

[SinceDayOne]

The truth would be: "Heck, we don't know. But we had to draft somebody and he was as good a risk as any of the rest. I just hope the heck he works out."

 

[Coogiguy03]

“We drafted this player because he gives us position flex.”

Please stop before I block you!!!!! Lol I hate hate hate this phrase!!!

 

[Coogiguy03]

I’d give it 4-1 that we hear an oil drilling analogy of some sort.

About 6-1 on “how many times someone has counted me out.”

There’s gotta be more of these…but I understand that most of you don’t want to risk barfing up lunch by thinking on it.

We will be reminded soon enough.

So tired of hearing these old reflection stories

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Not in any particular order….

-No matter who they take…”we had a much higher grade on him than where we got him.”

-“We had several trade offers but ____ is who we wanted all along….”

-“We feel like we got great value in that spot.”

-“We feel real good about how _____ will fit in with Dak and the rest of the offense and we expect to hit the ground running.”

Various degrees of “uhs” of course, along with head bobs, smirks and ‘cat who ate the canary’ type grins as if he outsmarted everyone.

What did I forget?

"Dak really likes this pick and thinks he could work well with him for the next 5 years at least."

 

[UncleOscar]

"You think I'm an idiot?"

 

[Jarntt]

Not in any particular order….

-No matter who they take…”we had a much higher grade on him than where we got him.”

-“We had several trade offers but ____ is who we wanted all along….”

-“We feel like we got great value in that spot.”

-“We feel real good about how _____ will fit in with Dak and the rest of the offense and we expect to hit the ground running.”

Various degrees of “uhs” of course, along with head bobs, smirks and ‘cat who ate the canary’ type grins as if he outsmarted everyone.

What did I forget?

There's no way, *no* way, that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo' momma in da mouth!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Not in any particular order….

-No matter who they take…”we had a much higher grade on him than where we got him.”

-“We had several trade offers but ____ is who we wanted all along….”

-“We feel like we got great value in that spot.”

-“We feel real good about how _____ will fit in with Dak and the rest of the offense and we expect to hit the ground running.”

Various degrees of “uhs” of course, along with head bobs, smirks and ‘cat who ate the canary’ type grins as if he outsmarted everyone.

What did I forget?

"We feel good about our picks, have strengthened 4 positions and think we have two great players, one fro Michigan and another available to us via the Alabama correctional authorities.