Twitter: Warning horrifying: Commanders unveil new mascot

erod

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First thing I thought of when I saw the new mascott. I honestly thought it was a joke. How does this get past the marketing people?
You must know nothing about that franchise. It's brilliant.

Meanwhile, our mascot looks like a creepy molester.
 

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Major Tuddy looks like the "before" picture in a GOLO commercial. Dude is flabby.
 

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Was there seriously no one involved in that entire process that had the balls to speak up? There is no way the fans will accept that joke of a mascot. With a name like Commanders, you could have a badass mascot but Snyder still isn’t over being forced to change the name and had put a thumb in the eye of the league by unveiling a mascot that ties back to the old team name. If he actually sells the team, I bet one of the first things the new owner does is get rid of that mascot.
 

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You said horrifying! I was thinking something along the lines of Hunter stoned, running around in his underwear. That’s just some guy in a silly pig suit… that’s to be expected!
 

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Lol @ him holding the "We Want Dallas" sign. I bet you do.
 

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Oh my gosh that’s funny and horrid at the same time…

At least Jerry is not Dan Snyder…
 
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