Twitter: Warning horrifying: Commanders unveil new mascot

[WoodysGirl]

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

I'd still punch Rowdy in the face if givin a choice.

 

[Rayman70]

Is this real?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Rowdy, I take back what I said about you. You are OK, after all.

 

[Ozone22]

What is the reason why pro teams need a mascot?

 

[CT Dal Fan]

Major Turdy? Did I read the name right?

 

[plymkr]

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the mascot is a pig and a pig is usually the term for a male that sees women as sex objects. Dan Snyder is a pig and so is the mascot. The should have named the mascot "Lil' Danny".

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I feel afraid. I need a safe place.

 

[Mannix]

Been racking my brain for two days trying to remember where I'd seen Major Tuddy before....then it came back to me....I first saw his dad back in 1980.

 

[Mannix]

I'd still punch Rowdy in the face if givin a choice.

Wish I could "like" this 10000x

 

[OGCowboy]

Muslim fans simply aren’t having it.....

 

[Rayman70]

Rowdy, I take back what I said about you. You are OK, after all.

indeed

 

[Rayman70]

Been racking my brain for two days trying to remember where I'd seen Major Tuddy before....then it came back to me....I first saw his dad back in 1980.

A Classic btw

 

[Rayman70]

 

[john van brocklin]

Load a rocket with Rowdy, Aaron Rodgers, SAS, Shady McCoy, Acho, Joy Fatass, Cowherd, Skippy, Horseface Sharpe, Major Tuddy, Kanye, Whoopsie Dooberg, and Joy Behar…THEN, launch it into the sun!

You got quite the list going their sport!

 

[john van brocklin]

At last!! There is one mascot worse than Rowdy.

Don't know about that!

 

[john van brocklin]

Been racking my brain for two days trying to remember where I'd seen Major Tuddy before....then it came back to me....I first saw his dad back in 1980.

Capt porky?

 

[john van brocklin]

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the mascot is a pig and a pig is usually the term for a male that sees women as sex objects. Dan Snyder is a pig and so is the mascot. The should have named the mascot "Lil' Danny".

I believe it's a hog.
@Cowpolk
Can you get bacon from a hog?

 

[john van brocklin]

Looks like major turdy needs too do some conditioning drills, got some serious fat hanging over them pants.
Quite the muffin top.

 

[Rayman70]

Looks like major turdy needs too do some conditioning drills, got some serious fat hanging over them pants.
Quite the muffin top.

The Commode fans already needed therapy, now they all need to be institutionalized after this Tuddy Farce.