Washington Commanders "HATE" Thread

[Chief]

Down with the hog women!!!!:starspin
:suxskins::skins::skins:
:skins::skins::skins:
:draw:

 

[Section446]

One of the dumbest owners in the NFL by far.

 

[Chief]

Good ................................. Evil

 

[Rudy]

What is with the hogs? Or cross-dressing in general for the Commanders? Portis is a ***, and as evidenced by the photos above of the Hogs, maybe the fans are too. I don't know about you, but I can't see getting pumped by hearing my home crowd of cross dressing fat dudes with pig snouts...different strokes, I suppose.

 

[5Stars]

What was it? 71 white chickens and 1 black chicken?

The Washington Racial Slurs...coke snorting Mayor...3 foot 1 inch owner that pays someone else to do his lady...out of tune little high school marching band...mustard and BBQ sauce...pee-pee envy concerning the Dallas Cowboys...roach fans that show up only after a win against the Dallas Cowboys...

Cross dressing hogs (how embarassing)...their QB - "we gots fried shrimp, shrimp salad, shrimp kabobs, garlic shrimp, shrimp cocktail, etc"...ATM machine for broken down players with a name...murder capital of the nation...

Out smarted by the Cowboys before they even played the first game (fight song incident)...one real Lombardi and two plastic ones...one SuperBowl ring with real diamonds and two SuperBowl rings with fake diamonds made of glass...back to back "time out" HOF coach (how pathetic)...


The list goes on and on and on...and my dog even hates them!! The Commanders not only suck...they swallow!

:dissskin: (good dog, Gibbs...damn good dog)!

 

[Seven]

Oh man you have to draw the line dude. The car can't be the same color and your wife can root for any team she wants that isn't named the Washington Commanders or the Eagles.

My wife isn't a Cowboys fan but since she likes having a roof over her head she isn't a Commanders or Eagles fan either.

Classic............you know it ain't true, but definite classic............

 

[Rampage]

I hate them for a lot of reasons. but the main reason lately is they play with more focus and intensity than us.

 

[Hostile]

I would rather slide naked down a 10 foot razor blade into a pool of alcohol than to cheer for the Commanders.

 

[bbgun]

I would rather slide naked down a 10 foot razor blade into a pool of alcohol than to cheer for the Commanders.

How 'bout getting lost at sea with Nors?

 

[Vintage]

Right now... I hate them because they are better than us.

 

[Seven]

I would rather have the entire Commander cheeleader squad have their way with me rather than............uh..root...for, th.....nevermind.

 

[Seven]

How 'bout getting lost at sea with Nors?

OH! MAN! You think he'd die of starvation?

 

[bbgun]

OH! MAN! You think he'd die of starvation?

Hos is juicy and tender. If anyone gets eaten, it'll be him.

 

[MONT17]

The Skins were the last team to intergrate its roster! A complete contrast to the Man in the funny hat, who made the Cowboys!

 

[Hostile]

Hos is juicy and tender. If anyone gets eaten, it'll be him.

Not a chance. He's a dead man.

 

[Seven]

Hos is juicy and tender. If anyone gets eaten, it'll be him.

Not a chance. He's a dead man.

This made me laugh out loud..............excellent, gentlemen.

"Juicy and tender"...........
"He's a dead man"...........................

 

[bbgun]

This made me laugh out loud..............excellent, gentlemen.

"Juicy and tender"...........
"He's a dead man"...........................

Thanks. We'll be taking our act to the Catskills and Poconos next summer.

 

[Mansta54]

If you gave me a choice between wearing a Commanders jersey where no one had a camera to take the picture, or walking barefoot through 10 yards of fresh dog turds, I would take off my shoes and go for a walk.

I detest the maroon, black and yellow.

 

[Mansta54]

Right now... I hate them because they are better than us.

No, they're not and you'll see this sunday nite...

 

[HighTechDave]

one of the best Hate Threads ever. No wimpy "I don't Hate anything... blablabla posts.

Good job Zoners, good job