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Melonfeud

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At least this guy was funny...
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Secret agent double ought spy eating vittles over by the cement pond while granny is running off corn squeezin's thru branch water in preparation to repel the grunion invasion,while uncle Jed has took Ellie maye to the woodshed(WOOT-WOOT) over all her varmints making miss Hathaway deliriously giddy at the thought of stuffing them down the trousers of one: Milburn Drysdaleo_O
 

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Early line is Philly 3 point favorite. When you factor in Dallas is at home that means Vegas sees them as 6 points better.

I'm waiting for double platinum guy to show up here and guarantee a Cowboys win haha

Six points with Elliott and Lee out and Tyron maybe out seems pretty generous, to me.
 

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Secret agent double ought spy eating vittles over by the cement pond while granny is running off corn squeezin's thru branch water in preparation to repel the grunion invasion,while uncle Jed has took Ellie maye to the woodshed(WOOT-WOOT) over all her varmints making miss Hathaway deliriously giddy at the thought of stuffing them down the trousers of one: Milburn Drysdaleo_O

One of my favorite segments was when Ellie Mae made Jethro snacks for "between bites".
 

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You maggot, never mention my Dad again.
Pfffffft,......whatever tough guy. Shut up and take a midol. Oh,... And dont trip on your high heels on your way out. Wouldnt want you to fall down and bruise your ******.
 

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Secret agent double ought spy eating vittles over by the cement pond while granny is running off corn squeezin's thru branch water in preparation to repel the grunion invasion,while uncle Jed has took Ellie maye to the woodshed(WOOT-WOOT) over all her varmints making miss Hathaway deliriously giddy at the thought of stuffing them down the trousers of one: Milburn Drysdaleo_O
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Melonfeud

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How? The defense has allowed scoring drives on 18 of the last 22 drives without Sean Lee. How in the world, even with Tyron, can this defense string together enough stops to even stay competitive let alone beat a formidable opponent?
That is a horrible casing-liner you've pointed out iheartRomO ,,,o_O,,,18 of the last 22 times when pressed, the DALLAS DEFENSE drops trou & bends over when #50 isn't Manning his post, there is a screaming DISCONNECT between verifiable facts and whatever the HELL planet LA-LA LAND this organization calls a DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR!,,,, S.O.B.o_O

G.D. that's the kinda numbers that F***ING ILLUSTRATE ,without naming names:banghead:
 

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Just wait till next week. I have no doubt whatsoever that Garrett will line Green up at left tackle and give him minimal to zero help. It is what Jason does,... its WHO HE IS. Bullheaded to the point of having some kind of mental issue. This guy is nothing more than a cheap imitation of Mike Martz. Martz was plenty stubborn too, but AT LEAST he actually won something when the Rams rang up a Super Bowl win against the Titans. Jason on the other hand has never won diddly squat. Heres hoping Tyron can come back in time for next week.

Martz never won the SB as a HC.
 

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YEPPERS!
THE MUG&QUOTATION are rather befitting of the overwhelming majority of your postso_O
( not the threads you've created , cuz' you are a major player around here,contrary to popular belief),,,YESSIR! MIGHTY BEFITTING:lmao:
 

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Martz never won the SB as a HC.

No kidding. Thats why I said in my post that he rang up a Super Bowl win AGAINST THE TITANS. I did that because I thought anyone who actually knows football will KNOW that I was CLEARLY talking about his time as OC for the Rams because thats when they played the Titans in the Super Bowl. Hmmmmmmmmm,,,,,o_O
 

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I can stand all the Wentz love. I guess the NFL is looking for their next Tom Brady to make the face of the league. The kid has played well. No doubt about it, but I still can't stand it. Since he came into the league, it's been nonstop. I want a W in this game in the worst way, but I just don't see it happening. With probably no Lee and possible no Smith, this is most likely going to be a very ugly game. I have no faith in this coaching staff.
 

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Yeah. This Wentz business is sickening. Where does Cowboy love of an Eagle QB come from?? I don't get it. I want this turd dead.
I would settle with two broken legs! There is NO love, just a realistic evaluation of the talent. Dak still can not carry Wentz's jock! OK, Wentz and Dak are not the same kind of QB. Dak needs a very good supporting cast to be really good, Wentz does not. Dak as a Bus Driver can still be a really good field general, and this is what I am looking for as the season goes on this year. Reading defenses and making real adjustments to make the offense efficient.
 
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Wentz is a great young QB but the fact is we have one of our own too. Difference is,... Wentz has a head coach that will scheme to highlight his strengths and cover his weaknesses. We dont have that. Instead we have a guy that will clap, slap players on the butt, and shriek out...YEAH!! YEAH!! F YEAH!!! From the sidelines as if that sort of thing is what wins games. Slogans only hold up so long, at some point you actually have to BE A COACH and scheme to put your players in position to win .
 

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Garrett adjusts but it just takes something being brutally obvious before he will adjust. You'll never see it in game.

again, this is where we disagree.

There will be an adjustment during the game

REporter: what adjustments did you make DURING the game?

Garrett: I usually clap this way, today i clapped this way.

Reporter: and that my friends is the 2017 Dallas Cowboys year in review.
 
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