What are you wanting to hear from Jerry Jones?

[Rayman70]

His eulogy.

 

[stargazer]

NOTHING

 

[RonWashington]

Chicago Bears ranked 27th in 2024 on defense . So why Eberflus ?

 

[Bobhaze]

I’m curious if they lean into the fact everyone hates the move or just ignore it.

I want schotty to lean into it…. And go Dan Campbell style press conference. Maybe sell some people

Playoff WINS are the only thing I’m ready to buy. Until then….nah. It’s been 3 decades since we’ve done anything in the playoffs so I wont be “buying in” until we make an NFC championship game.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Playoff WINS are the only thing I’m ready to buy.

 

[HabsCowboysOwn]

“I don’t have much time left”.

 

[MonsterD]

*gasps* last breath

 

[Ozymandias]

That he forgot that he owned the team

 

[ICP]

Absolutely nothing, I want to vomit Everytime I see or hear him

 

[Tabascocat]

Post #10 covered it but not wishing it…..

 

[Nova]

I just want him to shut the hell up

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

' I've hired a GM , and i asked my sons and daughters to step out of the organization . '

 

[Catpappy]

Ever seen Jaws?

 

[RonWashington]

I want to hear plans for the kind of staff this coach will have in Monday’s press event . Is he the OC as well and calling plays .

Why with a total collapse in Chicago and a 27th ranked D is Eberflus your choice as DC . Who are you targeting for OL coach is it Lunda Wells ?

 

[plymkr]

I’m looking forward to hearing an analogy involving circumcising a mosquito and hanging around the rim. With some BS about how the fans deserve better and Dak, Micah, and CD are already in the best shape of their lives and have a lot of great football left in them.

Did I forget anything?

O wait also I hope Jamie Foxx is there doing a livestream and catches Jerry discussing openly his players’ dingaling lengths. Cuz I’m real interested in hearing Jerry talk about Dowdle’s 8.5 inches. Because you know, that’s normal discussions that employers have about their employees. Nothing toxic about the culture at all.

 

[diamonddelts]

"This is the big one, Elizabeth! I'm coming to join you!"

 

[Brax]

Thanks for your comments

That said it all what more could you want. That’s Jerry speak for I’m still the guy.

 

[kskboys]

As Achmed says: "SILENCE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Teague31]

Due diligence
Honest offers
We like our guys
Secret sauce
War daddy
Slices of pie
The cap is real

Did I miss any?

 

[LysleE]

“Brian Schottenheimer is known as a career assistant,” Jones said. “He ain’t Brian no more. He is now known as the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.”

This quote tells us just how out of touch Jerry is with the current NFL landscape to still think that a coaching job with the Cowboys still carries the same legitimacy and cache as it did in the 90’s.
The only place the Cowboys are still relevant is in Jerry’s mind.