What are you wanting to hear from Jerry Jones?

[Ranching]

Speaking of word salads

These threads have become word poop.

 

[Ranching]

Due diligence
Honest offers
We like our guys
Secret sauce
War daddy
Slices of pie
The cap is real

Did I miss any?

It was like circumcising a mosquito, while eating squirrel brains.

 

[Ironicalicon]

Jabba gargle

 

[the playmaker]

Due diligence
Honest offers
We like our guys
Secret sauce
War daddy
Slices of pie
The cap is real

Did I miss any?

all in!

 

[CATCH17]

I want to hear that he’s tanking for Arch Manning.

That’s really the only explanation for this stupidity.

If I was trying to tank I’d do exactly what he’s doing.

 

[offlimits]

Besides the word salad he's going to give us, is there anything he can say to clear up why they went about things in this manner? What do you think he'll say otherwise, of course he'll be happy and he thinks highly of him etc etc. What will he say, please give your thoughts

"We like our guys"

 

[Pabst]

"I'm retiring from General Manager of the Cowboys."

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Besides the word salad he's going to give us, is there anything he can say to clear up why they went about things in this manner? What do you think he'll say otherwise, of course he'll be happy and he thinks highly of him etc etc. What will he say, please give your thoughts

well going by the Threads title of what I want to hear from Jones, it is him saying, "I got 48 hours to live" >.>

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

Besides the word salad he's going to give us, is there anything he can say to clear up why they went about things in this manner? What do you think he'll say otherwise, of course he'll be happy and he thinks highly of him etc etc. What will he say, please give your thoughts

Does it matter. It's always a spin to make it sound good.

He is not going to change

 

[noshame]

And you're no longer known as jerry
Now it's the moron running the Dallas Cowboys

 

[BoyzBlaster]

"I'm ceding control of the team to one of my previously unacknowledged children."

 

[BrassCowboy]

Jerry: "I sold the team"

 

[Rogerthat12]

Besides the word salad he's going to give us, is there anything he can say to clear up why they went about things in this manner? What do you think he'll say otherwise, of course he'll be happy and he thinks highly of him etc etc. What will he say, please give your thoughts

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

"See I can make this puppet clap too..."

 

[Ranching]

Besides the word salad he's going to give us, is there anything he can say to clear up why they went about things in this manner? What do you think he'll say otherwise, of course he'll be happy and he thinks highly of him etc etc. What will he say, please give your thoughts

I hope he says, that Coogiguy, he got me to thinking and I was sharing my thoughts with Deion, Pete, Witt, Moore and others. They all agreed that Coogi was full of BS, so I hired him. I hope I didn't misunderstand their thoughts. Lol

 

[_sturt_]

Seeing that my post got shot down for whatever (strange) reason. So suppose I'll just offer it here, though in abbreviated form...

I care less about what Jerry will say.

I am fascinated though at the thought of what I would say if I were Brian Schottenheimer. What would I jot down in my notes that I thought important to say... what would I say in a situation where arguably the best thing that had ever happened for me professionally just happened... and 95% of the people watching were persuaded I'm a historically bad hire for this job.

That's a brain stretcher. What a challenge from day one.

 

[scottsp]

His last words. Ever.

 

[Londonboy]

My way, with Stevie and Brian accompanying him on flute and harp.

 

[Sheepherder]

His eulogy.

Its not what I want to hear. It's what I dont want to hear.

 

[jgboys1]

I’m retiring and I’m going to hire a a elite professional sports consultant firm to find the best GM to bring the Cowboys back to an elite franchise again!