What happens if we win the super bowl?

[DeaconBlues]

Massive joy and hoopla for 2 months.

Then multiple posts stating Jerry needs to change so Dallas has a chance to repeat, along with demands:

that Wade retires/is fired;

Trade Roy Williams for a bucket of wings and a six pack.

Release Flo, Terence Newman, Ken Hamlin, Nick Folk, all the backup OL except Free;

Hire a new D coordinator, because only allowing 16 PPG is secondary to "looking dominant"

Hire a new O coordinator, because the current occupant doesn't know how to gameplan and dominate with the run game.

Actually, I'll probably be one of the torch carrying villagers demanding JG's head.

So I guess nothing will really change, outside of us becoming more obnoxious to 'Skins fans. :moon: :moonbart:

:bounce: :cheers: :toast2: :dance2: :spidey: :mchammer: :ninja:

 

[rcaldw]

We celebrate and never have to read a post that long ever again

 

[Monster Heel]

I don't know.

I'd probably laugh hysterically. That's usually my reaction to the Cowboys doing something totally unexpected, even 44-6. After the shock wore off, I'd be happy just like everyone else.

 

[CF74]

We rent the new stadium from Jerry and throw the biggest party in TX

 

[TonyRomo#9]

we would all have to make new gifs to use showing 6 trophies..

luckily the eagles trophy case gif. will be the same forever.

 

[SaltwaterServr]

We troll non-stop at extremeskins'!

No sir. We hop on over the the Eagles message board and let aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the TATErs know that if they start right away, we'll see them in 2017 when they have as many Super Bowl wins as us.

Then we'll all talk about how Michael Irvin mentioned that he didn't care who was the first to 6 trophies, because he knew Dallas would be the first to 7.

And then on TrueBlue, I'll have to ban myself for a week for insulting tirade I'll unleash on the first mouth breathing idiot who makes any kind of complaint on our win #6.

 

[Beast_from_East]

Get hammered and run naked through the neighborhood yelling "HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS"!!!!!!

 

[Rudy]

we party like it's 1995

Brilliant! Unless you mean that in the literal Cowboy sense, as in hookers and blow. Eh, I can get down with that too.

 

[gmoney112]

I'll lol

 

[CliffnDallas]

Half the board will sigh in contentment. A quarter will freak out and run down Main Street naked and a quarter of the board will piss and moan that we didn't win by a bigger point total.

 

[lcharles]

I'll start a thread asking "are we the worst team to ever win a superbowl?"

 

[jackrussell]

Get hammered and run naked through the neighborhood yelling "HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS"!!!!!!

Not as fun as it used to be...gets old after awhile.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

I fly out to Texas for parade. (redemption for flying out Sun morn to see Cowboys-Giants stadium season opener.)

Who's with me!?!?

 

[Vtwin]

I'll buy a #9 shirt to go with the #8 and the #12.

 

[coblue]

Monday Morning espn.com headline:

"Are the Cowboys the worst SB Champ Ever?"

or

"Did _____________ Help Cowboys Win?"

or

"Can Cowboys Repeat with Roster Changes Expected"