What if Dak retires?
What if Dak wants to punt?
What if Dak wants to play in the NBA or MLB?
What if Dak gets suspended for storming the Capitol?
What if Dak gnaws off his right arm in a fit of hunger during an extended camping trip?
What if Dak demands to coach the team?
I'll hang up and listen. Thanks.
Exactly, you see? *puts on a top hat*
Dak got tagged last year, Jerry's gotten greedier
Jerry gave Nolan the axe
Dak's getting smarter, the pressure's getting hotter
Jerry's sanity collapsed
Dak needs a better deal on his playing days
Like cage-free, war daddy defences
He doesn't have to leave home thanks to his home field
He can just track the days through his watches
What's going on? Will we be okay?
Have the Cowboys gone mad since we (Animaniacs) went away?
Oh, update us please, put us at ease
Cuz the Cowboys are a joke
Since about the 90s.