What is GORICO's take on the San Fran game?

calicowboy54

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I hope this doesn't fall under the category of a "call-out" thread since it's all in good fun.

But I feel like we haven't heard from @GORICO this week. What say you about the San Fran game? Got any PLATS up your sleeve?

I'll feel a lot better (or worse) once he chimes in with his take.

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
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@GORICO is currently at his HQ with his football analytics team evaluating all aspects of the game including weather patterns, Maher's mood, Mica's energy levels, etc

I feel a guarantee is incoming!

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GORICO has been spending time watching all The Avengers films in search of the Infinite Guarantee. He's worked his way through the precious gems and metals and has advanced well beyond that.

He might come with something so powerful and awe inspiring that we may actually want the Cowboys to lose.

Wouldn't surprise me if he even comes with The Force Guarantee. Having used up all of Earth's resources and moved onto the universe.
 

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@GORICO is currently at his HQ with his football analytics team evaluating all aspects of the game including weather patterns, Maher's mood, Mica's energy levels, etc

I feel a guarantee is incoming!

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Lol right, it's takes time for him to go over all the analytics with his statisticians. Then, he still has to coordinate with his player/lifestyles staff to get a read on how everyone is feeling and the human aspect of it all.
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GORICO has been spending time watching all The Avengers films in search of the Infinite Guarantee. He's worked his way through the precious gems and metals and has advanced well beyond that.

He might come with something so powerful and awe inspiring that we may actually want the Cowboys to lose.

Wouldn't surprise me if he even comes with The Force Guarantee. Having used up all of Earth's resources and moved onto the universe.
Infinite Guarantee? This sounds perfect.

The Cowboys win is not just guaranteed.. It is INEVITABLE.

I am starting to think we can't lose. We just need gorico to make this official.
 

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Given his plats are more kiss of death than anything by the numbers, why would you want him to guarantee? You really aren't Cowboys fans are you?
 
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