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BrAinPaiNt

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CanadianCowboysFan;2879248 said:
You must be the only guy on the planet who hasn't watched a porn movie.

Have you at least watched Dressed to Kill with Angie Dickinson (aka the shower and cab scene)?

He does not watch them, he just stars in them.:p:

His stage name is Hostile Hickory.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;2879254 said:
He does not watch them, he just stars in them.:p:

His stage name is Hostile Hickory.
"He Speaks Softly and Carries A Big Stick":D
 

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Big Dakota;2879290 said:
"He Speaks Softly and Carries A Big Stick":D

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Strike that. Reverse it.
 

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CanadianCowboysFan;2879248 said:
You must be the only guy on the planet who hasn't watched a porn movie.

Have you at least watched Dressed to Kill with Angie Dickinson (aka the shower and cab scene)?
No, but I think she was beautiful in Rio Bravo and one of the most seductive females of stage and screen in that era.

Look, without trying to get all gross, I am not that big into myself, and would rather have sex for real. Hence why I am married. Any time I want the real thing I get it.

I find no stimulation whatsoever in smoke filled and drunk filled bars and skanky women.

My wife on the other hand, I find very appealing. I'm just not into hedonism. I'm not sure why that's so hard to fathom.
 

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CanadianCowboysFan;2879244 said:
did you sit on G row?

I went to Sapphire Rhino in Vegas, which i hear in the one of the best strip clubs in the world.

Anyway, I got some dances; full touching, everything. Not going to lie, it was nice. But really I have more fun with the real thing, so to say it's something everyone needs to do is just wrong.
 

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Hostile;2879509 said:
Look, without trying to get all gross, I am not that big into myself, and would rather have sex for real. Hence why I am married. Any time I want the real thing I get it.

yeah right, no married guy is that fortunate, if they were, I would be out of a job
 

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CanadianCowboysFan;2879929 said:
I'm a divorce lawyer.

It still does not follow: "No man can always get sex or I'd be out of a job?"

As long as some men are not getting it, you should have a job.
 

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Bob Sacamano;2879685 said:
how come I don't get a nifty zone supporter tag? you wretched mods, I'll fix you
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Faerluna;2880041 said:
1. I am the wife.

2. Yes.

women get to decide when intercourse happens and I highly doubt that every time your husbands want it, you give it because if he is like most men, you would never get out from under the sheets.
 

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CanadianCowboysFan;2880254 said:
women get to decide when intercourse happens and I highly doubt that every time your husbands want it, you give it because if he is like most men, you would never get out from under the sheets.

Whatever, dude.

There's certainly no reason to continue this issue further, and you'll just think whatever you like anyway, obviously.

Have you and Lewpac met? I think you two would be great pals. Founding members of the I'm Always Right Club.
 

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Faerluna;2880260 said:
Whatever, dude.

There's certainly no reason to continue this issue further, and you'll just think whatever you like anyway, obviously.

Have you and Lewpac met? I think you two would be great pals. Founding members of the I'm Always Right Club.

I could never get along with him, he is too religious and uptight.

As an aside, I am not always right but I'm never wrong.
 
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