What is the worst MNF football crew you can contemplate?

tskyler

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Ok a lot of threads on how bad the booth was this game and who would be better. Let's mix it up. Who would be your worst nightmare? The rules are simple:

1. Only people who have been in the national NFL booth or the pre-game, post-game. No local radio or current player.
2. No real teams. If you hated a team. You only get to pick one from that team. This is a fantasy excercise. Not an excuse to criticize a current or past line up. No matter how bad they sucked.
3. You must have three men in the booth. Two men are too easy. One man is just pathetic. Four men is silly.
4. You only get to repeat one team member from a previous list. You can combine announcers from multiple lists.
5. You must name their role. Color, Play-by-Play, etc.

Here is mine.

1. Emmitt Smith play-by-play.
2. Bryant Gumbel color commentary
3. Rush Limbaugh color

I didnt hate rush that much but having rush and gumbel in the same booth constantly fighting with Emmitt not being able to keep up with the speed of the play by play would be nothing short of hell in my opinion.

Skyler
 

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tskyler;2266033 said:
Ok a lot of threads on how bad the booth was this game and who would be better. Let's mix it up. Who would be your worst nightmare? The rules are simple:

1. Only people who have been in the national NFL booth or the pre-game, post-game. No local radio or current player.
2. No real teams. If you hated a team. You only get to pick one from that team. This is a fantasy excercise. Not an excuse to criticize a current or past line up. No matter how bad they sucked.
3. You must have three men in the booth. Two men are too easy. One man is just pathetic. Four men is silly.
4. You only get to repeat one team member from a previous list. You can combine announcers from multiple lists.
5. You must name their role. Color, Play-by-Play, etc.

Here is mine.

1. Emmitt Smith play-by-play.
2. Bryant Gumbel color commentary
3. Rush Limbaugh color

I didnt hate rush that much but having rush and gumbel in the same booth constantly fighting with Emmitt not being able to keep up with the speed of the play by play would be nothing short of hell in my opinion.

Skyler

that combo there and i would load the ole 357
 

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No one is worse than the crew we saw and heard from ad nauseum on Monday night.l
 

Cajuncowboy

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Bryant Gumbel
Kieth Obermann
Shannon Sharpe.

I'd grab a short rope and find a tall tree.

*shudder*
 

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just give me summerall and madden and i'm good to go.
 

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lane;2266065 said:
just give me summerall and madden and i'm good to go.

Ah the good old days.

Heck I'd take Summerall and Brookshire. Man they were great together.
 

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Cajuncowboy;2266069 said:
Ah the good old days.

Heck I'd take Summerall and Brookshire. Man they were great together.

hell yea!!
 

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joe buck, "jaws" , and the san diego pre season announcers

bryant gumbel or whatever as an alternate
 

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Play-by-play: 80-year-old Harry Caray
Jock: Emmitt Smith
Color: Brian Collins

Scene: The Steelers have the ball on their own 20-yard line.

Harry: "Hey...rumph...harumph! There's a dive by Chris Fiat-Muffuletta! That's going go for a touchdown! Wait...no...it's a one-yard gain! Boy, that sure looked like a touchdown for a minute there."

Emmitt: "That ball got to go to that other Steeler players. If they do, but if they didn't, then them Steelers get no rushing attack."

Brian: "Boom goes the dynamite."
 

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james lipton
bryant gumbel
bobcat goldthwait

i dare you to top this one
 

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George Bush (play by play)
John McCain (color commentary)
Sarah Palin (sideline reporter)
 

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wick;2266105 said:
Play-by-play: 80-year-old Harry Caray
Jock: Emmitt Smith
Color: Brian Collins

Scene: The Steelers have the ball on their own 20-yard line.

Harry: "Hey...rumph...harumph! There's a dive by Chris Fiat-Muffuletta! That's going go for a touchdown! Wait...no...it's a one-yard gain! Boy, that sure looked like a touchdown for a minute there."

Emmitt: "That ball got to go to that other Steeler players. If they do, but if they didn't, then them Steelers get no rushing attack."

Brian: "Boom goes the dynamite."


LOL that was great!!!
 

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TD22;2266141 said:
George Bush (play by play)
John McCain (color commentary)
Sarah Palin (sideline reporter)

Al Gore (play by play)
Barack Obama (color commentary without the "uhh" "um" teleprompter)
Hilary Clinton (sideline reporter):ralph:
 
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