What is the worst MNF football crew you can contemplate?

[crazytown41]

I dont know about the worst but the best would be Erin Andrews in a bikini.

 

[Rudy]

james lipton
bryant gumbel
bobcat goldthwait

i dare you to top this one

Winner.

 

[J-Skip]

Rosie O'Donnell
Stephen Hawking
Gary Busey

 

[ajk23az]

Gumbel is unbeatable for the worst play by play guy.

I never liked Dan Dierdorf with his Sylvester the cat lisp.

For the final guy in the booth, I submit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no

OMG!

That was absolutely hilarious.

"He passes it out to the man, and BOOM goes the dynamite!" :laugh2:

 

[wick]

Al Gore (play by play)
Barack Obama (color commentary without the "uhh" "um" teleprompter)
Hilary Clinton (sideline reporter):ralph:

Now that's one I'd like to see. It might go something like this:

Gore: "The Eagles line up for the snap at the 32-yard line, which will be under water in 10 years due to the impact of global warming. McNabb back to pass and completes it to Westbrook for seven. Barack, how would you have defended that?"

Obama: "I would blitz seven men and keep eight in coverage."

Gore: "Um, there are only 11 players on defense."

Obama: "The numbers work out...trust me."

Gore: "Hillary, what do you think of the Eagles' chances in this one?"

Clinton: "No way, no how, no McNabb."

 

[Royal Laegotti]

Now that's one I'd like to see. It might go something like this:

Gore: "The Eagles line up for the snap at the 32-yard line, which will be under water in 10 years due to the impact of global warming. McNabb back to pass and completes it to Westbrook for seven. Barack, how would you have defended that?"

Obama: "I would blitz seven men and keep eight in coverage."

Gore: "Um, there are only 11 players on defense."

Obama: "The numbers work out...trust me."

Gore: "Hillary, what do you think of the Eagles' chances in this one?"

Clinton: "No way, no how, no McNabb."

awesome!

but don't forget:

Gore: You can log on to the internet that I invented, to www.NFL.com to catch all the scores and stats.

 

[Spectre]

Paul Maguire- (color)
Joe Theismann- (color)
Bryant Gumbel- (play-by-play)

 

[DaBoys4Life]

Kornheiser
Gumble
Miller

 

[Asklesko]

Christopher Walken (play-by-play)
Brad Pitt (color)
Rachael Ray (color)

 

[DaBoys4Life]

Christopher Walken (play-by-play)
Brad Pitt (color)
Rachael Ray (color)

 

[Achozen]

Bryant Gumbel
Kieth Obermann
Shannon Sharpe.

I'd grab a short rope and find a tall tree.

*shudder*

I'm sure it has nothing to do with his political views.










JK. Mods, don't send me PM's...

 

[hairic]

You made this pretty easy when you said you could pick people who've been in the booth for NFL games. ESPN has brought a lot of non-football people up there with them the past couple years (glad they stopped too).

Just off the top of my head:

Play-by-play: Charles Barkley
Color commentary: Drew Carey
Storyteller: Brett Favre's wife

 

[Dorsettfan4life]

Play-by-play: 80-year-old Harry Caray
Jock: Emmitt Smith
Color: Brian Collins

Scene: The Steelers have the ball on their own 20-yard line.

Harry: "Hey...rumph...harumph! There's a dive by Chris Fiat-Muffuletta! That's going go for a touchdown! Wait...no...it's a one-yard gain! Boy, that sure looked like a touchdown for a minute there."

Emmitt: "That ball got to go to that other Steeler players. If they do, but if they didn't, then them Steelers get no rushing attack."

Brian: "Boom goes the dynamite."

Right on the money

 

[vta]

Doesn't matter to me, as long as they don't detract from the game.
I'm usually so consumed in the game, I'm not even aware of what these people are saying.

 

[Hostile]

Bryant Gumbal
Tony Kornheiser
Joe Theisman

 

[zrinkill]

Bryant Gumbel
Kieth Obermann
Keyshawn

 

[CrazyCowboy]

We are going to the SB and not a dang thing anyone can do about it

 

[DaBoys4Life]

Bryant Gumbel
Kieth Obermann
Keyshawn

oh God I hate keyshawn I'm so glad him and Parcells and together on TV no more.

 

[zrinkill]

oh God I hate keyshawn I'm so glad him and Parcells and together on TV no more.

Now I have to rethink my opinion.

 

[Mike_45]

Rosie O'Donnell
Stephen Hawking
Gary Busey

I vote for this one. Worst combo ever!

Gary Busey would probably beat Rosie O'donnel with Stephen Hawkings wheelchair, that might provide some excitment though.