What is up with the cage dancers?

[CanadianCowboysFan]

Not sure what I liked more though, Jordin Sparks hooker shoes, Faith Hill's slutty outfit for the SNF song or the Cage Girls' outfits.

 

[Venger]

Not sure what I liked more though, Jordin Sparks hooker shoes, Faith Hill's slutty outfit for the SNF song or the Cage Girls' outfits.

Faith Hill by about tenfold. Sparks could be lured to my car with a Chocodile on a string, the cage girls weren't all that great, in fact the outfits weren't particularly flattering, but Faith looked like she was going commando in that barely enough pulldown and hooker boots.

 

[4miler]

And growing the pie...

 

[Venger]

And growing the pie...

You know when he said that, Wade said "mmmmmm...pie..."

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

Faith Hill by about tenfold. Sparks could be lured to my car with a Chocodile on a string, the cage girls weren't all that great, in fact the outfits weren't particularly flattering, but Faith looked like she was going commando in that barely enough pulldown and hooker boots.

oh she had to be going commando, no way panties would fit under that dress

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Let me handle this one, gentlemens:

I believe that stemmed from jerra's 2005 trip to Munich, where after a visit to the top 5 beer halls, he stumbled onto an off-Brotzvay review called "Aufmerksamkeit, diese ist eine Rahmen-Partei!" ("Attention This Is a Cage Party") upon which Jerra let loose his inner Razerback and partied until it was 1999 Munich time. During that night he got up on the stage and yelled "Straight up! I love this cage dance, boy howdy!" and vowed to take it to the Americas and possibly pitch it to MTV as "Jerry's Hoppin' Munich Nights."

MTV passed on it but jerra kept trying to find a venue to show them Munich-Strasse dance steps that go gud with hipno rock.
Because jerra never misses a beat, he decided Sunday night football was as gud as any venue.

Well, that's it. What did you expect, something really bizarre that Jerra did?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Faith Hill by about tenfold. Sparks could be lured to my car with a Chocodile on a string, the cage girls weren't all that great, in fact the outfits weren't particularly flattering, but Faith looked like she was going commando in that barely enough pulldown and hooker boots.

Faith is just over compensating for the fact that her voice is horrible

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

Faith is just over compensating for the fact that her voice is horrible

you mean she has a voice? never noticed

 

[Bach]

Jerry's such a ******bag

 

[Venger]

Faith is just over compensating for the fact that her voice is horrible

I bet my name would sound just great...

 

[Powerdad23]

Was thinking what guys like Henry Jordan, Bob Lily, Randy White, Too Tall Jones, Don Perkins, Walt Garrison, Roger Stauback thought of the "Cheesy T&A Display"..absolutely TRASHY!

 

[Dallas4ever]

I didn't really have a problem with it myself.

Not sure if they will be there for every game or not, but it's called entertainment. Well....maybe just eye candy for the mostly male audience

Hard for me to be against fine looking ladies all over the place.

 

[Beast_from_East]

Wow, you guys are actually upset that hot girls are dancing on platforms.

You guys dont like women or something??? Watching Wade's 30th ranked defense was more appealing???

I was thinking, "they have way too much cloths on for such a humid night".

 

[twentytwo]

I'm not gonna lie, this is ridiculous. I'm thinking this is just a thread for people to complain about one more thing after that lost. A lot of teams have different sets of cheerleaders/dancers. It would be much different if they were actually dancing on a pole - that would be trashy.

I see nothing wrong with it at all. In fact, I'd love to see more. And I'd imagine that 99% of the people on here would be thoroughly disappointed if you had your tickets next to one of those platforms and the dancers decided to not show up.

 

[WV Cowboy]

Thanks for saying it so I don't have to.

I tried to educate the guy so the term "ignorant" would not accurately apply to him, .. but after reading many of his posts in this thread I realize what I am dealing with.

So I give up.