JD_KaPow
jimnabby
- Messages
- 11,072
- Reaction score
- 10,836
My nightmare scenario:
"Now that the Cowboys have traded every one of their picks for the #1 pick in the entire draft, let's see who they choose."
"Hey, look, they have Tony Romo bringing out the card with the name of their pick. That's a nice gestu--hang on, something's happened. It looks like Tony tripped over a chair on his way to the commissioner's table. Yes, he's definitely down, and he's clutching his left shoulder, in the area of his clavicle."
"And now the clock has expired on the Cowboys' pick! Cleveland is running their card up to the table with the Chargers right behind them!"
"I'm looking at the Dallas War Room and I don't think they've noticed what's happening! Jerry, Stephen and Charlotte appear to be drinking shots in celebration of their pick, and Jason is just sitting there looking at nothing in particular and clapping his hands!"
"Here's the commissioner announcing the first picks. Lynch...Goff...Bosa...Tunsil...Treadwell...all taken. Still no sign from the Cowboys' War Room that anyone realizes what's happening. And now the draft picks are coming up to the podium, and oh dear, they seem to be trampling poor Tony Romo on their way up."
That's pretty much it.
"Now that the Cowboys have traded every one of their picks for the #1 pick in the entire draft, let's see who they choose."
"Hey, look, they have Tony Romo bringing out the card with the name of their pick. That's a nice gestu--hang on, something's happened. It looks like Tony tripped over a chair on his way to the commissioner's table. Yes, he's definitely down, and he's clutching his left shoulder, in the area of his clavicle."
"And now the clock has expired on the Cowboys' pick! Cleveland is running their card up to the table with the Chargers right behind them!"
"I'm looking at the Dallas War Room and I don't think they've noticed what's happening! Jerry, Stephen and Charlotte appear to be drinking shots in celebration of their pick, and Jason is just sitting there looking at nothing in particular and clapping his hands!"
"Here's the commissioner announcing the first picks. Lynch...Goff...Bosa...Tunsil...Treadwell...all taken. Still no sign from the Cowboys' War Room that anyone realizes what's happening. And now the draft picks are coming up to the podium, and oh dear, they seem to be trampling poor Tony Romo on their way up."
That's pretty much it.