Runwildboys
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Before we got married, I told my wife to be, "If you ever have anything important to say to me, do it on the third sentence, because that's the only one I listen to."I told my wife to be that I would tattoo "Property of ...." on my forehead before I would wear a ring. I was given a ring by her antique dealer cousin for the ceremony. I decided to give it a try. Two weeks later we were in Montreal. Entering the hotel through a revolving door my ring got caught on the hand rail and I had to go around again while I shook loose. The ring came off right then and there.
26 years later I still have the ring, the wife, and all my fingers.
30 years later I've been divorced for 23 years.