Same old story, bloke, a hale fellow gets married and all of the sudden our freedoms go out the door, we lose half our assets, and the wife on the cellphone keeps interrupting dart night at the Dragon and Fiddle on blood sausage and mashers night. Pretty soon we are wearing an apron making canapies for the women's bridge night and Mary Kay house party.
Well, bub, I for one will remain free, born free and a lone wolf for the rights of all men to act forever young!
Who's with me?
Who will take my place when the wives patrol takes me in chains to do the dishwashing and ironing!
Let's go!!! Follow me, men, cast off the ring that enslave our men's instincts!