What ten handheld items would you pack for an apocylpse or disaster scenario

[LocimusPrime]

What 10 items would you pack for an apocylpse or disaster scenario. These items need to be handheld devices such as : radios, laterns ect. If you choose a firearm, please specify the type.

 

[Pessimist_cowboy]

My pistol S&w 642 (for conceal)
solar radio
Knife w/ attached Ferro rod
cigar case packed full
Multi-tool w / bit set
stainless canteen
head lamp
tourniquet
Titan Super Paracord (has 7 strands including fishing line, jute tinder and snare wire).
whiskey flask

 

[Runwildboys]

One pistol
One bullet
One sign that reads, "Finally!"
Rat poison, to kill the ones that eat my body
An American flag, because....'Murica!
A note that reads, "I have A.I.D.S, so don't get any ideas!
A hand grenade to booby trap my boots
A picture of Kate Beckinsale
A spare bullet
A cell phone, with 9-1-1 at the ready, in case I miss

 

[nobody]

One pistol
One bullet
One sign that reads, "Finally!"
Rat poison, to kill the ones that eat my body
An American flag, because....'Murica!
A note that reads, "I have A.I.D.S, so don't get any ideas!
A hand grenade to booby trap my boots
A picture of Kate Beckinsale
A spare bullet
A cell phone, with 9-1-1 at the ready, in case I miss

I would have gone with:

1 bullet (.40 cal)
A pistol (Sig Arms .40)
8 pictures of Kate Beckinsale

 

[YosemiteSam]

If an apocalypse occurred I likely wouldn't have any interest in remaining alive. I mean I really don't want to return to the middle ages or most likely far worse situation. I require air conditioning.

 

[jsb357]

If an apocalypse occurred I likely wouldn't have any interest in remaining alive. I mean I really don't want to return to the middle ages or most likely far worse situation. I require air conditioning.

Relax, I've spent my entire adult life preparing for it so by Murphy's law it will never happen.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Relax, I've spent my entire adult life preparing for it so by Murphy's law it will never happen.

Me relax? If I were more relaxed I would likely melt away.

As for prepping for an apocalypse. I have zero interest in that. I will prep for power outages, blizzards, etc. Though packing away food to last six months or years isn't for me.

 

[Xelda]

This requires a great deal of thought so my list isn't complete:
My Bible
My gun (Sorry, I don't know what kind it is.)
Oatmeal squares
Sunscreen
Toothbrush with toothpaste
Aspirin
Canteen
Matches in a plastic bag
Compass
Knife

 

[CouchCoach]

10 copies of "How to Survive the Apocalypse" and trade nine for food, whiskey, cigars and women. They would have to share the books because I ain't trading an a one for one basis for women. And all the women would want to be with CC because the crafty old codger had the only book with all the pages intact. I figure it's going to be survival of the fittest and I will need an edge. And a couple of the women are going to need to be plus sizes in case I run out of food.

As you can readily see, I have been crafting a plan for quite some time. I just hope the apocalypse doesn't come before I fulfill my destiny of being shot by a jealous husband while exiting the bedroom window. The fact that I was there only to steal the nightlight is irrelevant.

 

[CouchCoach]

This requires a great deal of thought so my list isn't complete:
My Bible
Laptop that can play my Cowboy DVDs
Battery chargers
Pictures of my Cowboys for when the battery chargers wear out
Those healthy oatmeal squares I refuse to eat
Sunscreen
Toothbrush and lots of toothpaste
Hair brush
Aspirin
Canteen
Matches in a plastic bag
Knife & sharpener
My gun (Sorry, I don't know what kind it is. It's black.)
Pictures of Kate Beckinsale to taunt Runny with
My phone just in case GPS isn't down yet

That's 15, you'll have to have a child with you for the overage,

 

[BillyBates]

Remington 700. 30-06
Bushmaster .223
Remington 870 12 GA
military grade tent
fishing pole
magnesium fire starter
hatchet\ax
knifes
large water containers
anti biotics\ aspirin
Humvee. camo

 

[Xelda]

That's 15, you'll have to have a child with you for the overage,

I realized that and edited it down. I had a good list running too!

 

[65fastback2plus2]

Normally, a bunch of firearms...but I lost them in a boating accident

 

[Tabascocat]

apocalypse

Kidnap the 10 hottest women around and go out in style

Disaster- need some time to ponder.......

 

[CouchCoach]

I realized that and edited it down. I had a good list running too!

You were going to need a larger purse.

 

[CouchCoach]

I an't bringing much. I've checked out your lists and will just follow you and steal your stuff, especially you Tobasco, you won't miss a couple of honeys, especially when they see what I'm packin'. I'm hitting the cosmetic counters at Dillard's and loading up. I ain't no fool. You guys will be "look girls, we've got guns, money, food" and they'll be "yeah, but CC has all the makeup".

 

[G2]

Tactical Tomahawk.
Tent.
Fishing pole.
Sabre.
Rope.
Water filter.
Fire starter.
Binoculars.
Shovel.
Bow.

 

[CouchCoach]

Tactical Tomahawk.
Tent.
Fishing pole.
Sabre.
Rope.
Water filter.
Fire starter.
Binoculars.
Shovel.
Bow.
CouchCoach

You had room so I added one because you look like a good provider. Besides, you'll need someone to operate that shovel and I can shovel it as well as anyone here. Just remember to put "Use This End" on it cuz I ain't a toolman. And put "Look in This End" on those binoculars.

 

[G2]

You had room so I added one because you look like a good provider. Besides, you'll need someone to operate that shovel and I can shovel it as well as anyone here. Just remember to put "Use This End" on it cuz I ain't a toolman. And put "Look in This End" on those binoculars.

"Why do they look so far away?"

 

[Runwildboys]

"Why do they look so far away?"

So you have more time to reload.