What ten handheld items would you pack for an apocylpse or disaster scenario

[Londonboy]

Think the authorities would just be happy I’m gone. In real situations? All hell breaks loose,and no one obeys laws. Tell you all something else too. DON’T ever listen to them,or news. Just as much morons as anyone else when the crap hits the fan. Listen to your own little “fight or flight” voice and do as it says. Learned my lesson...more than once.

No offense Bruv, but learning lessons doesn't seem to be Your forte.

 

[CouchCoach]

9 bottles of Armagnac.
1 bottle of Aspirin.

And one American friend. We could be like CC and Londy of the Dead.

 

[Londonboy]

And one American friend. We could be like CC and Londy of the Dead.

Sure...….just BYOB.

 

[Chrispierce]

No offense Bruv, but learning lessons doesn't seem to be Your forte.

Loool. Everyday things? Yeah....can’t argue that,but not when a disaster hits. Funny...for such a unstable nut as I am? I tend to rise to the occasion in such events.

 

[Londonboy]

Loool. Everyday things? Yeah....can’t argue that,but not when a disaster hits. Funny...for such a unstable nut as I am? I tend to rise to the occasion in such events.

Cool, if disaster strikes, I'll give You a call (assuming You didn't cause it).

 

[Chrispierce]

Cool, if disaster strikes, I'll give You a call (assuming You didn't cause it).

Ahhh...yes. “Hey! Why’s everyone looking at me? I was just sitting here and....boom!” Looool

 

[Xelda]

Shhhh…. do you hear that? It's getting closer. Chrispierce is loose again, RUN!!!!!

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Honestly, I don't know why you guys keep lobbing up these grapefruits.......?

 

[Chrispierce]

Shhhh…. do you hear that? It's getting closer. Chrispierce is loose again, RUN!!!!!

Seriously...for real!!! I really was that out of control. A human tornado. Skating on thin ice! In fact an old friend recently told me I need to change my life,and slow down and even prayed for peace on me...in the middle of a crowd of partiers. Wow...if that doesn’t stir the coffee...I don’t know what does. So I’m trying folks!! No more wacky tabacky,girls or nothing.

London won’t like hearing that...will ya London! Loooool Don’t worry London I’ll find something stupid to do. Or switch that...stupid will find something to do to me!

 

[Londonboy]

Seriously...for real!!! I really was that out of control. A human tornado. Skating on thin ice! In fact an old friend recently told me I need to change my life,and slow down and even prayed for peace on me...in the middle of a crowd of partiers. Wow...if that doesn’t stir the coffee...I don’t know what does. So I’m trying folks!! No more wacky tabacky,girls or nothing.

London won’t like hearing that...will ya London! Loooool Don’t worry London I’ll find something stupid to do. Or switch that...stupid will find something to do to me!

I'm counting on Ya Bruv, You're My primary source of vicarious jollies

 

[Cowpolk]

1 Walmart staffed bi 1 years worth of sports illustrated swimsuit models y'all can have my other 8 items

 

[Runwildboys]

I'm counting on Ya Bruv, You're My primary source of vicarious jollies

Don't encourage him!

 

[Londonboy]

1 Walmart staffed bi 1 years worth of sports illustrated swimsuit models y'all can have my other 8 items

Walmart staffed bi??…….Do I want to ask??!!??
Can I have Your Bacon ration? (that's NOT a euphemism)

 

[Londonboy]

Don't encourage him!

Gotta do it Bruv, I'm seeing worrying signs of flaggage.

 

[CF74]

Google: Postmalone Montreality Interview


And his Psycho video gives a foreshadowing of this future chaos...

 

[CouchCoach]

Sure...….just BYOB.

I'm never without it.

 

[Runwildboys]

I'm never without it.

Are you sure you know what the second B stands for?......Hell, are you sure you know what the first one stands for??
Gotta be careful with Lundy, he's a trickster!

 

[CouchCoach]

Are you sure you know what the second B stands for?......Hell, are you sure you know what the first one stands for??
Gotta be careful with Lundy, he's a trickster!

True, so very true. I am not sure what any of the four represent because he's a sneaky furiner.

 

[Londonboy]

Are you sure you know what the second B stands for?......Hell, are you sure you know what the first one stands for??
Gotta be careful with Lundy, he's a trickster!

True, so very true. I am not sure what any of the four represent because he's a sneaky furiner.

Don't believe all that "Perfidious Albion" stuff, it's just propaganda from You know who.

 

[Runwildboys]

Don't believe all that "Perfidious Albion" stuff, it's just propaganda from You know who.

Hitler?