What this 2024 Cowboys team has mastered so far this year

[Bobhaze]

Humor has helped me get through one of the worst seasons in Cowboys history. So how about looking at what the Cowboys 2024 team has mastered so far this year:

• How many other NFL teams can brag that every QB on their roster has not only played but also thrown an interception?
• Our defense has mastered the “Untouched TD” method where the opponent scores untouched.
• On 3rd and 10, our receivers have perfected the 8 yard curl comeback route.
• Our OL has mastered the “Lookout Block”. You know where the OLineman turns around and screams “Lookout!” to the QB.
• Cowboys secondary is now the NFL model for “business decisions” being made in open field tackling situations.
• Our RBs have mastered the 2 yards in a cloud of dust run game.
• Zeke Elliott has written a new book, “How to squeeze a couple more million from a senile owner/GM all while skipping meetings”
• Other NFL teams will be studying the Jerry Jones’ “All In” off-season for many years to come. (As a cautionary tale)

What else have we mastered, Lol?

 

[big dog cowboy]

Dak mastered how to rob the owner blind.

 

[Bobhaze]

Cowboys fans are learning to master the paper bag mask.

 

[maryquality]

Seems like they've mastered the art of injuries!! Never seen so many in one season!!

 

[Chuck 54]

Micah has mastered the art of dodging any real football media scrutiny by having them always focused on his podcast instead.

 

[Corso]

Dak mastered how to rob the owner blind.

I knew it when he hired George Clooney and Brad Pitt as his agents and a small Asian guy was in a suitcase.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Dak mastered how to rob the owner blind.

THANKFUL you finally admit it when you watch games!!!

 

[GoCowboysGo]

The OC has mastered using the #1 receiver to block LBers!

 

[5Stars]

Humor has helped me get through one of the worst seasons in Cowboys history. So how about looking at what the Cowboys 2024 team has mastered so far this year:

• How many other NFL teams can brag that every QB on their roster has not only played but also thrown an interception?
• Our defense has mastered the “Untouched TD” method where the opponent scores untouched.
• On 3rd and 10, our receivers have perfected the 8 yard curl comeback route.
• Our OL has mastered the “Lookout Block”. You know where the OLineman turns around and screams “Lookout!” to the QB.
• Cowboys secondary is now the NFL model for “business decisions” being made in open field tackling situations.
• Our RBs have mastered the 2 yards in a cloud of dust run game.
• Zeke Elliott has written a new book, “How to squeeze a couple more million from a senile owner/GM all while skipping meetings”
• Other NFL teams will be studying the Jerry Jones’ “All In” off-season for many years to come. (As a cautionary tale)

What else have we mastered, Lol?

The Dallas Cowboys are masters of pretenders. Jerry has ten fingers and ten toes with strings...tied up on some puppets he pays. The team is mastering how to lose.

Go watch them work out at the zoo. Then come out like monkeys during a game.

Then watch the now days stupid Cowboy fans eat it all up.
By the way, they sell jerseys, with your name on it if you want.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Cowboys fans are learning to master the paper bag mask.

Some of my family members mastered that in the later 80s, they called them cow bags

 

[john van brocklin]

Humor has helped me get through one of the worst seasons in Cowboys history. So how about looking at what the Cowboys 2024 team has mastered so far this year:

• How many other NFL teams can brag that every QB on their roster has not only played but also thrown an interception?
• Our defense has mastered the “Untouched TD” method where the opponent scores untouched.
• On 3rd and 10, our receivers have perfected the 8 yard curl comeback route.
• Our OL has mastered the “Lookout Block”. You know where the OLineman turns around and screams “Lookout!” to the QB.
• Cowboys secondary is now the NFL model for “business decisions” being made in open field tackling situations.
• Our RBs have mastered the 2 yards in a cloud of dust run game.
• Zeke Elliott has written a new book, “How to squeeze a couple more million from a senile owner/GM all while skipping meetings”
• Other NFL teams will be studying the Jerry Jones’ “All In” off-season for many years to come. (As a cautionary tale)

What else have we mastered, Lol?

Alienating fans with horrible roster management?

 

[Surfguy]

Some teams just shouldn't try to execute fake punts.

 

[Streifenkarl]

They have mastered the art of making the kicker the team's MVP.

 

[buybuydandavis]

• Our OL has mastered the “Lookout Block”. You know where the OLineman turns around and screams “Lookout!” to the QB.

Fun fact - on the slippery fg attempt against Seattle, Fasano was the right edge, and simply turned to watch the kick instead of blocking his man.

The man who tackled Tony from behind.

Stupid and undisciplined has consequences.

 

[Aven8]

They have mastered failure.

 

[cowboyec]

jerry has mastered being a incompotent GM.

 

[cowboyec]

bones has mastered how not to execute a fake.

 

[acr731]

From the Urban Dictionary:

Suck​

Definition 1-- Is bad at something (Dallas Cowboys)
Definition 2-- Is overall unpleasant (Dallas Cowboys)
Example for definition 1--

Person-- Boy, you suck at football

Example 2 -- The Dallas Cowboys are the masters of nothing but sucking.

 

[DandyDon52]

Americas team has become Americas joke !

 

[CCBoy]

The art of home losses.