Gadfly22
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1. Every story concerning a prominent free agent (or potential free agent) will include the phrase "the Cowboys are rumored to be interested in him" or some variant.
2. Jerry will be rumored to be packaging so many draft picks that he'll have to register an IPO with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
3. Jason Garrett will interview (or be rumored to be in line for an interview) for 3 possible NFL head coaching positions. He'll get no offers.
4. Cowboy scouts will be scouring the futball-playing world for a guy who can kick an oblate spheroid 50 yards in a straight (or at least accurately predictable) line.
5. HBO, Showtime, Spike and/or Versus will approach Jerry about a show that involves the Cowboys training camp. Jerry will think about it. Stephen will have Jerry temporarily committed.
6. Most importantly, Jerry will help broker a new CBA, as the debt service on Cowboys Stadium in a lockout season gives him nightmares.
2. Jerry will be rumored to be packaging so many draft picks that he'll have to register an IPO with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
3. Jason Garrett will interview (or be rumored to be in line for an interview) for 3 possible NFL head coaching positions. He'll get no offers.
4. Cowboy scouts will be scouring the futball-playing world for a guy who can kick an oblate spheroid 50 yards in a straight (or at least accurately predictable) line.
5. HBO, Showtime, Spike and/or Versus will approach Jerry about a show that involves the Cowboys training camp. Jerry will think about it. Stephen will have Jerry temporarily committed.
6. Most importantly, Jerry will help broker a new CBA, as the debt service on Cowboys Stadium in a lockout season gives him nightmares.
