What will/should Jay Leno ask Jerry?... vid Post #36

[GimmeTheBall!]

http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/episode-guide/index.php

Jerry Jones is on tonight. Hilary Swank will be on also.

Hillary Swank. God. I can't decide who is most ugly: Jerra or Ms. Swank!!!!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Will- Any rumors Jessica Simpson might be signed?

Should- Can you tint the windows to your owners box so the networks can stop showing us your every emotion?

Larry King would be a better interviewer:

Larry King: Hi, Jerra.
Jerra: Hi, Larra.

Larry King: Jerra, you have a $1.1 billion stadidum and one of the most talented rosters in the NFL. Why Wade Phillips?

 

[vta]

Leno- Jerry, what's that on your head?

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Oh that's just ****ed up.

 

[fannypack]

Jay: Thank you, Thank you, Thank you (Head Bobble)... Thank you. (Clasps hands together)

My next guest is one of the most recognized owners in sports. He's the Owner and General Manager of the Dallas Cowboys. Let's everyone welcome, Jerry Jones! (Crowd Applause) (Few Dallas Jersey wearing fans stand up)

(Jerry walks out holding his hand up at the audience the whole time and sits, Jay proceeds to his seat)

Jay: Thanks for coming on.
Jerry: Thank you, let me just say that I'm excited about the opportunity to be on tonight. And the fans out there in the audience.

Jay: So, big game coming up this Sunday.
Jerry: Yes Yes, We've been working hard this year and let me just say, not to be trite or cute, but we've really been plugging it in this year with some of our uh, um young players stepping up. It's going to be an exciting game to watch.

Jay: That it will. Now, normally it's not something you see every day to have the owner of a sports franchise on a late show. So I'm going to ask you now your feelings about being on tonight.
Jerry: Uh, um. (Thinks for a second) I'm going to tell you a story that happened to me when I was 8. I was fishing with my grandfather and we caught a big bass. Now, relative to the situation here, the moment is much the same. I'm reeling in the prize, our Dallas Cowboys this opportunity we have to do something special with special people in all places. The fans, the Players, the Coaches. It's one heck of a time to be in football.

 

[Maikeru-sama]

Hillary Swank. God. I can't decide who is most ugly: Jerra or Ms. Swank!!!!

Is Hilary Swank really that bad looking?

Yeah, when compared to most women in Hollywood, she isn't all that great (which is true for most people), but she's not so bad to where someone couldn't decide whether she is better looking then Jerry Jones or not.

 

[dcfanatic]

Is Hilary Swank really that bad looking?

Yeah, when compared to most women in Hollywood, she isn't all that great (which is true for most people), but she's not so bad to where someone couldn't decide whether she is better looking then Jerry Jones or not.

She won an Academy Award for playing a dude.

Nuff said.

 

[Hoofbite]

Leno- Jerry, what's that on your head?

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:laugh2:

Too good to be true. That rug moved for sure.

Let it go Jerry, let it go.

 

[Rampage]

We are the Dallas Cowboys. The most high profile and most popular team in the NFL. In other words, it's about ratings.

that's no excuse. this is the type of crap that makes you realize Jerry is not as good of an owner as people like to think he is and that's not including the GM stuff

 

[Bleu Star]

Oh nice. Thanks for the heads up.

Placing bets.

Over/under 20 "um's and uh's"

I'll take the over.

 

[Bleu Star]

Leno- Jerry, what's that on your head?

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That video gets me every time. It won't ever get old.

 

[DallasCowboysRule!]

Jerry was actually pretty funny in that segment.

 

[9xxx11]

yea he was.."i think a lil spice is actually kinda nice" lol!!

 

[Joe Realist]

That video gets me every time. It won't ever get old.

funny stuff. hey Bleu, about those Dodgers....

 

[Bleu Star]

funny stuff. hey Bleu, about those Dodgers....

Yeah. They really came up short. I like the way it ended though. They're young and they all got a serious taste of the wrong end of a true *** whoopin. They'll be back again next year.

 

[bbgun]

Gee, you'd almost think he knew the questions in advance.

 

[dcfanatic]

Gee, you'd almost think he knew the questions in advance.

The man looks like he drank 129 cups of coffee before this thing...

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Hands were shaking all over the place.

 

[dadymat]

 

[ajk23az]

Jerry was actually pretty funny in that segment.

Especially the "Arkansas is also known as the land of opportunity" when talking about the difference between LA and Arkansas and how many women have implants. :laugh2:

 

[dcfanatic]

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Not cool Jay Leno!!!

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Shetland pony quits before the finish line...............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................