What would you do to fix the Cowboys?

[bbgun]

1) Wait for Jerry to leave the building
2) Change the locks

 

[DallasEast]

I think you just might have had...an orgasm?

VIVA VIAGRA!
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[Hostile]

Would you really try and make a move for Julius?

He wants to come here. Yeah, I'd try. Leading the NFL in sacks was nice, but I'd like to make a run at the NFL record for sacks by one team.

 

[5Stars]

VIVA VIAGRA!
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I need a pill for the oppsite effect.





I watched that 30 seconds of the SuperBowl in AZ at least 20 times!

 

[DallasEast]

I need a pill for the oppsite effect.





I watched that 30 seconds of the SuperBowl in AZ at least 20 times!

Did you need that pill before or after the GoDaddy.com commercial?

 

[5Stars]

Did you need that pill before or after the GoDaddy.com commercial?

I'm not really sure today...I was a little looped last night.

But...I did wake up this morning and went out and bought me some 8 monkeys and a small clydesdale pony!


Life is good...


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[DallasEast]

I'm not really sure today...I was a little looped last night.

But...I did wake up this morning and went out and bought me some 8 monkeys and a small clydesdale pony!


Life is good...


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That clydesdale will probably grow up to be a Budweiser wagon puller and set you up for life with all the Bud you could ever DREAM of! Lucky bastid!

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

We could hire Lucille Hester to sign autographs when the players are too tired to sign their names themselves.

 

[5Stars]

That clydesdale will probably grow up to be a Budweiser wagon puller and set you up for life with all the Bud you could ever DREAM of! Lucky bastid!

I have never laughed as hard in a long time! :laugh2:


Most/some of those commercials are brillent.(sp)


That was my superbowl...checking out the commercials. Not really interested in the game, but I watched it...

Those oil monkeys are way cool!



:laugh2:

 

[DragonCowboy]

They would be silent but violent on all 3 sides of the ball.

I'm not sure that farting would be the best way to solve our problems.

 

[Yakuza Rich]

I would basically try and work it so we have one year to find out who really wants to be a part of the team and win a Super Bowl and who doesn't. The big problem with Dallas is that there's way too many distractions with the team and we have a bunch of players who think that just because they play for Dallas and have gone to a Pro Bowl, that opposing teams will roll over for them. And there's a lot of hype on these Pro Bowlers who have yet to win a game.

I don't think you need to treat players like Parcells treated Owens, but I think a meeting should take place where the players are informed that we simply won't allow for distractions on this team. And if you're causing a distraction, you'll be gone. Also, the days of complaining to the owner about the coaching staff are over.

And that's not a rip on Owens. I firmly believe he didn't do anything wrong with the Mr. Blue Suit article, it was just hack journalism that Jerry should've handled and nipped in the bud in the first place.

After that's taken care of, we have 11 picks. In the first four picks I would look to draft a cover safety (I like Rashad Johnson), an O-Linemen who can play center and guard, a backup QB who is hungry to be a starter someday in the league, and a nose tackle (for depth purposes).

From there, I would look at an OLB (Ellis may whine again and should be cut, plus he doesn't have much left in the tank, so we need a backup for Ware and Spencer), an offensive tackle if Free and McQ aren't where they are supposed to be.

I would sign either Bart Scott or Ray Lewis, whichever is available. Both are leaders on the field. I'd also get Henry prepared to play between safety and corner. Cut Roy Williams (safety) and save $2.2 mil.

People can bash Jerry, but he's assembled quite a bit of talent over the past 5 years, much of which came through the draft. The problem isn't really talent, it's getting the talent to make a geniune concerted drive towards the Super Bowl and to stop doing selfish things that hurt the Cowboys' chances at reaching football nirvana.

If that means making a big, surprising cut...so be it.



YAKUZA

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I'm not sure that farting would be the best way to solve our problems.

Well there would be no way another team could stop the ninja of the nasty plays.

 

[RealCowboyfan]

Also add, I would want cowboys to get Julius Peppers along with Terrance Cody....

D-Line

Jay Ratliff Terrance Cody Julius Peppers.... WOW!

http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...ce+Cody&aq =f

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

I would put ex-lax in Jerry's coffee each morning. I honestly don't know how that would help, though.

 

[BourbonBalz]

I'm going to keep it simple and mention only two major changes (not personnel or coaching related).

1) Complete attitude change. Instill discipline and toughness on both sides of the ball. This would reduce penalties and would instill some "meanness".

2) RUN THE DAMN BALL!!!!! We have a terrific trifecta at RB. All young and good. This offseason, the coaching staff really needs to focus the offense on RUNNING THE DAMN BALL. The o-line needs to use it's size and kick the ***** of the guys in front of them. We won't find success until we start running with an attitude.

 

[DallasEast]

I would put ex-lax in Jerry's coffee each morning. I honestly don't know how that would help, though.

Some folks claim that Jones is full of it. Now you're suggesting that he excrete it out uncontrollably?

That's just plain mean. Think of the children, man. THE CHILDREN!!!

 

[SLATEmosphere]

He wants to come here. Yeah, I'd try. Leading the NFL in sacks was nice, but I'd like to make a run at the NFL record for sacks by one team.

I like your style..If I was Peppers I would want to play opposite of Ware..but that's just me!..If everyone was healthy we could make Pitts D look like the Lions D.. Are you thinking OLB? or DE? Or both?

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

Some folks claim that Jones is full of it. Now you're suggesting that he excrete it out uncontrollably?

That's just plain mean. Think of the children, man. THE CHILDREN!!!

The Steeler win made me a little mean

 

[Bob Sacamano]

slip Jerry a mickey and force him to sign his resignation

 

[DallasEast]

The Steeler win made me a little mean

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