What will the well dressed hamburger be wearing you ask? Well, that all depends on the mood of the burgermeister.
Standard: Mustard, pickle, onions. Simple and to the point, no other adornments necessary.
Bacon: Mayo, lettuce, tomato, Am. cheese and bacon. AKA, The Breakfast Burger..
Island: Baste the burger in soy sauce laced with currant jelly, top with grilled pineapple ring, sharp cheddar in the hole and topped with grilled green onions.
Texican: Mister Mustard Hot Mustard, chili, onions, pickled jalapenos
Sicilian: Roasted garlic spread on the toasted bun, spicy tomato sauce, prosciutto or pepperoni grilled and chopped and smoked provolone or mozzarella.
Texan: Slice of pepper jack cheese, grilled red or white onions, pickled cabbage and BBQ sauce, basted on the burger the last few minutes of cooking and on the toasted bun.
Slammer: Extra pepper on the burger prior to grilling, Mike's Hot Honey, pickled jalapenos and crispy jalapenos with Havarti pepper cheese melted on the burger before it comes off the grill.
I honestly think I could eat a burger every day, especially when the burger itself is merely the vehicle all the accompaniments get to travel in. Also like the Brioche and Potato buns to break it up a little.
What is really nice is to do sliders and do a mixed bag of the burgers above for the variety because I usually get halfway through a burger and decide I'd like a different one.
Those of you who like onions, a hint for you. Chop your onion and then rinse it in a strainer or sieve for about 15 seconds and dry between paper towels. Makes a real difference because onions are so unpredictable.
A hint for those of you that like cucumber slices on your burger, STOP IT! JUST STOP IT!!!!!