What's Going on that Hamburger You Just Cooked?

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On a standard burger I like cheddar, mustard, tomato, onion, pickle, and lettuce. On a road burger (burger eaten in the car) I cut everything but the cheese because I'll inevitably drop a ketchup cover pickle slice in my crotch. I cook Southwest burgers quite a bit with roasted green chilis and guacamole. I also like to make sliders on Hawaiian rolls with American cheese, grilled onions, an A1.
Lol. When someone tells me he's a good driver, I tell him, "I could outdrive you while eating a Double Whopper with cheese, and pulling the onions off!"
 

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It is interesting that this is about what goes on it because that is the difference to me with Burger King and Whataburger. BK has the patty down and is far superior to Whataburger's patty but they lose it with the toppings. BK is mayo, ketchup, lettuce, tomato, onion slices and pickles. Whataburger is mustard, chopped onions, shredded lettuce, tomato and pickles. Dicing those onions and shredding that lettuce is a huge difference maker as is the mustard.

It also matters as to which one you can best eat while driving, Whataburger is better put together for a one handed dining experience.
 

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Lettuce mustard thick sliced purple onion blue cheese pickles fried green tomatoes Habanero peppers home grown not pickled bacon and mustard .1 half pound sirloin patty
 

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Two slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and fry sauce.
 

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What the hell is this?? Cucumber slices???? Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, are you British? Want some watercress on that as well and maybe substitute crumpets for buns?? Cucumber slices???? Aw hell naw, man up on the pickles, Laddie.

What's next? Aioli and arugula and some cheese that smells like butt?
Try it ,they are good
 

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What the hell is this?? Cucumber slices???? Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, are you British? Want some watercress on that as well and maybe substitute crumpets for buns?? Cucumber slices???? Aw hell naw, man up on the pickles, Laddie.

What's next? Aioli and arugula and some cheese that smells like butt?
I've tried cheese that smells like butt and am sure I do not want to taste butt because of it.
 

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Oddly enough. I’ve never once tried a Big Mac in my entire life.

I've never had one either.

When the Mc D's first opened in town, my buddy and I would ride our stingrays out. He loved the Big Macs. I am getting queasy right now from the image of him grinning at me from across the table with all that sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles etc packed into and hanging out of his braces. Put me off the Big Mac for the rest of my life, so far.
 
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