What's the best "tip" you can share

[CATCH17]

If you are ever stranded on the toilet bowl than prove you're a man and wipe with your hand.

 

[visionary]

stop smoking

dont drink and drive

the worst enemy of a good plan is the dream of the perfect plan

spend time with your kids

love your family

 

[jksmith269]

Clement Stone, is that you?

All kidding aside, I have to agree with you on the value LS. I recently sold Ins., and it's crazy how tough it is to convince people to buy something so important. It's like squeezing blood out a turnip.

P.S. I fixed your typos.

I didn't realize I'd lose points for spelling... :laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

stop smoking

dont drink and drive

the worst enemy of a good plan is the dream of the perfect plan

spend time with your kids

love your family

and be lame like Bob

 

[Bob Sacamano]

If you drink to much alcohol don''t pass out without chugging as much water as possible before you go to bed.


You'll avoid so many hangovers doing this.

won't you end up wetting the bed?

 

[vta]

won't you end up wetting the bed?

:laugh2: :laugh2:

Next tip: buy a wee wee pad to offset the anti-hangover tip.

 

[CF74]

If drunk, eat menudo before going to bed. Problem solved.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Don't get trapped in an elevator with Bob.

Why would you even get an elevator with Bob? :laugh2:

When you're an arresting officer and you're taking him up to the booking room.

and be lame like Bob

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[Duane]

If drunk, eat menudo before going to bed. Problem solved.

Is that so you throw up before you go to bed and get the alcohol out of your system?

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Why would you even get an elevator with Bob? :laugh2:

The much better question, I agree.

 

[bbgun]

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better

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[CowboyWay]

I didn't read the whole thread yet, but wanted to post one before I forgot it, so sorry if its been posted already...

If you have antpiles in your yard, go out at night and pee on them. Instant death to the ants.

Also, instead of buying ridiculously priced wasp killer. Give the hive a shot of WD-40. Again....Instant death.

 

[CATCH17]

won't you end up wetting the bed?

Just do this....

If you have antpiles in your yard, go out at night and pee on them. Instant death to the ants.

2 in 1. Problem solved.

 

[Achozen]

Chew gum when cutting onions.

 

[5Stars]

Always "toast" to honor.

If you fall off of her, you can get back honor.

 

[Phrozen Phil]

Don't pick your nose in the dark.



No need to thank me now. There be more "tips".

 

[Yeagermeister]

Just do this....





2 in 1. Problem solved.

 

[DallasFanSince86]

If you are having a problem with your speakers or internet connection, please make sure your knobs/switches are in the on position before you call.

 

[MapleLeaf]

...old metal fasteners, ex. nuts and bolts, rusted from water or age. Before taking a tool and snapping the fastener off from excess force put a bit of iodine on it and let is sit for 10 minutes.
The iodine will break down the iron oxide and allow you to gently remove the rusted fastener. Replace the old fasteners immediately. Iodine not only breaks down rust, but also breaks down all metals.
Trusty tip I learned while struggling with a anchor bolt for my toilet.

 

[the kid 05]

up up down down left right left right b a start

mortal kombat right?