What's the greatest, worst and funniest/looney NFL players' names

[jobberone]

Yes, it's the off season and I thought I'd play my part in the uh, creative, thread production.

I always loved Joe Don Looney.

Then there's Guy Whimper.

And who can forget the first Chinese players Wan Hung Lo and Re Li Fat.

Elvis Grbac whose father was Elvis and mom from Grbaciastan.

One of the most used players of recent memory was Ben Gay.

Yes, I'm bored. But remember this is no worse than who is the worst Cowboys player ever whose name I forget.

Do I get a Rotten Egg for this one?

 

[Tabascocat]

NFL - Dick Butkus, Fair Hooker
MLB - Coco Crisp, Mark Lemongello
NBA - Meta World Peace, Cheerokee Parks

 

[SilverStarCowboy]

 

[Zimmy Lives]

I always liked Dandy Don and Ed "Too Tall" Jones. How about L.C. "Hollywood Bags" Greenwood? Thomas Henderson once asked, "What does that mean, anyway?"

 

[Afigueroa22]

d'brickashaw

 

[Nav22]

Others not yet mentioned...

God Shammgod and World B. Free in the NBA
Milton Bradley in the MLB
Duany Duany (college b-ball at Wisconsin)
Giannis Antetokounmpo in the NBA

 

[Typhus]

We had two on the team at the same time...
Glen Tight-n-sore and Brian Ball-dinger,, always made me laugh.

 

[HappyOnions]

Rusty Kuntz - MLB

 

[dreghorn2]

Funny stuff, real life names.. i always got a kick out of the Jones brothers Lam, Ham, and Jam.

 

[BigStar]

 

[Section446]

John David Booty has to be up there.

What's even better is exchanging the first letter of the first name, with the first letter of the last name. Example: Santana Moss becomes Mantana Soss... Randy Moss becomes Mandy Ross. There are some good ones out there, Frosty Rucker becomes...

 

[physeter]

Wasn't there a practice squad TE or (was he just camp fodder?) called Tyler Poots?

 

[RonSpringsdaman20]

Not football, but akin to Dick Butkus........legendary assistant bball coach.....Dick Harter......

 

[Wolfpack]

Remember the "He Hate Me" guy? Played for the Panthers I think for like a season.

 

[OhSnap]

Alright I see other sports listed and I don't really have a long memory for weird names but theres always been one and he used to drive a race car. Dick Trickle.

Also has anyone noticed that Bubba Watson looks like Andy Kaufman. and Rory Mcllrory should be mentioned somewhere in here.speaking of golf.

I also thought Leon Sandcastle was kinda strange but the guy looked fast, wish we coulda got him.

 

[jobberone]

John David Booty has to be up there.

What's even better is exchanging the first letter of the first name, with the first letter of the last name. Example: Santana Moss becomes Mantana Soss... Randy Moss becomes Mandy Ross. There are some good ones out there, Frosty Rucker becomes...

Aaahhh! The Name Game
Tony Tony bo Boney, Banananana fo phoney, Tony

How'd that ever get so popular????

 

[Zimmy Lives]

Maybe not funny but I always liked Manu'ula "Manu" Asovalu Tuiasosopo's name. Manu was my nickname in high school because I looked like him and was a big mean kid.

 

[Hostile]

How soon they forget.

http://cowboyszone.com/threads/so-could-you-use-a-little-sophomoric-humor.179644/

 

[BigStar]

How soon they forget.

http://cowboyszone.com/threads/so-could-you-use-a-little-sophomoric-humor.179644/

That was damn informative, thanks for posting that.

 

[xwalker]

Ben Dover